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Not Safe Podcast with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Nikki Glaser, host of Comedy Central's Not Safe w/ Nikki Glaser is joined by co-host Dan St. Germain to discuss sex news and personal stories about dating and relationships.

46:33 | Jul 20th, 2018

Hey squirt-nation, be sure to check out Nikki's new podcast, You Up w/ Nikki Glaser made from the best stuff of her SiriusXM radio show on Comedy Central Radio. Come join us, won't you? SUBSCRIBE NOW: More

01:18 | Jun 19th, 2018

Nikki Glaser and Tom Thakkar now have a podcast made from the best stuff from their SiriusXM radio show on Comedy Central Radio (ch 95). Subscribe now to get a condensed version of their funniest moments and their best interviews! Come join us, won'...Show More
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54:36 | Oct 17th, 2016

The future of the podcast is up in the air so make sure to follow Nikki on Twitter for more information. No politician writes their own joke. Everyone talks about the new iPhone update and all the fun ways to use the confetti function. It's time for ...Show More

1:00:56 | Oct 5th, 2016

The fashion police are back! Brian went to Disneyland with Nikki's boyfriend and Andy Lee. They talk about how normies treat famous people. Dan went on his silent retreat with a bunch of wacky characters and he didn't get laid, but he did learn some ...Show More

53:14 | Sep 28th, 2016

Dan and Nikki open up about how Edward Snowden talks funny, but probably deserves to be pardoned or whatever. Do you forgive artists just because they make great art? Nikki went to the Beyonce concert and tells us all about it and they talk about fam...Show More

50:08 | Sep 22nd, 2016

Nikki talks about the roast and why Anne Coulter sucked and how Rob Lowe is hot. Have you seen Sully? Now you have! Listen to find out what that means. Everyone reviews Brian's Bumble pictures and then they review Dan's photos. Dan talks about his ex...Show More

51:39 | Sep 15th, 2016

The gangs all here! Nikki, Dan, and Brian discuss Dan's latest sexual escapade which unfortunately involved a Q-tip. Everyone watched the Tony Robbins documentary and they discuss whether it's possible to change yourself in a week. Why do watermelon'...Show More

1:02:06 | Sep 8th, 2016

It's a special Brian and Nikki Episode! Brian and Nikki talks about Brian's failed apple mission. Brian talks about his 15 minutes of YouTube fame and tells the story of the infamous 'Facebook Thread Killer.' How do you become a Vine star? Brian uses...Show More

40:26 | Aug 30th, 2016

Nikki and Dan talk about doing stand up in NY vs LA. How do you review a review? They attempt to do just that. Nikki is doing the Roast of Rob Lowe and explains why Ann Coulter is such a good target. Also, they discuss rejection in the business and w...Show More

1:00:19 | Aug 25th, 2016

Nikki explains what talking with a grr is. The gang breaks down bad fashion choices. Why does no one flash or moon anymore? Nikki and the team investigate. Brian tells his Trick 'or' Treating Norwegian scam story and then it's street joke off time! D...Show More

52:53 | Aug 18th, 2016

Brian is back and Nikki is annoyed that people aren't more excited. Dan tells his Skype sex story where things got a little shaky. Nikki critiques Brian's Bumble profile and they rehash their exclamation point argument and everyone reveals what emoji...Show More

1:03:43 | Aug 10th, 2016

Dan and Nikki talk about the future of the TV show. Lindsay Crystal, producer on the show, joins the podcast and they all talk about how parents can screw up their kids. Nikki tells the story of an unnamed comedian who tried to get back at her throug...Show More

1:00:43 | Aug 3rd, 2016

Dan and Nikki share stories from their trip to the Montreal Comedy Festival. Nikki's dog pees on the floor. It's Nikki's assistant's last week and Nikki reveals what new type of porn she likes.

58:49 | Jul 27th, 2016

Dan talks about his most recent date and about his dad reading his diary. Nikki asks Dan about his favorite serial killer. Everyone discusses the fear of death. Dan talks about life as a human bowling ball and the results of the company softball game...Show More

49:43 | Jul 20th, 2016

Dan lists his comedy memorabilia. Nikki introduces Rob and they discuss sleep. Dan and Nikki talk about how their Moms can dish it, but can't take it.

1:00:31 | Jul 13th, 2016

Brian has a big announcement, Dan and Nikki reminisce about a terrible comedy festival they both performed in. Dan tells his famous Sinbad story.

59:41 | Jul 6th, 2016

Nikki settles an argument between Brian and his roommate Tim about dating advice, Dan talks about the ramifications of his parent’s divorce and Brian talks about sneaking into a movie premiere after party.

46:52 | Jun 29th, 2016

The gang talks about lucid dreams, Nikki sings Dan's praises, and Brian explains why he screams in the shower.

53:09 | Jun 22nd, 2016

The gang discusses cam girls, cuckold porn and sexy movie scenes. PLUS Nikki talks about her giant canker sore, Brian talks about buying a plant, and Dan sees a super model at the Farmer's Market.

57:36 | Jun 16th, 2016

Nikki discusses all the places a guy can finish, Dan gives Brian some tips on how to sext, and the gang breaks down threesomes, masturbating and clean looking shafts.

52:56 | Jun 8th, 2016

Nikki and Dan talk about their weekend trip to Vegas, Brian talks about his chance meeting with a girl who likes aliens and Nikki and Dan reconcile over a pubic hair incident.

46:29 | Jun 2nd, 2016

The gang celebrates Nikki’s birthday, Dan regales us with multiple DMX encounter stories and Brian reveals his famed top 5 apples list.

1:01:26 | May 26th, 2016

Dan talks about getting a lap dance from a stripper in training, Nikki lays some truth on a friend from high school, and segment producer Tim Convy stops by to talk about what it’s like to live with Brian.

1:07:46 | May 18th, 2016

The gang talks about selling merch on the road, Dan decides love is torture and Nikki learns about Cock Hero.

53:03 | May 11th, 2016

Nikki makes fun of Dan for trying to be a good person, Dan makes fun of Nikki for having trouble accepting a compliment and everyone makes fun of Brian for trying to learn how to dance.

53:45 | May 4th, 2016

Dan discusses his parent's separation, Nikki tests her Australian accent and at the end everyone talks about aliens.

58:56 | Apr 27th, 2016

Nikki opens up about her eating disorder only to have Dan interrupt to talk about swimming and Comedy Central Executive Gary Mann pops in to talk about seeing Nikki for the first time.

56:51 | Apr 13th, 2016

Special guest, the super famous Australian Andy Lee, joins the show to talk about getting stung by bullet ants, dressing up like a sloth and making a Lavasagna. Plus Dan manages to hurt his back in the most pathetic way possible.

54:49 | Apr 6th, 2016

Nikki calls out some pervs, Dan falls down in the bathroom, and we learn about getting angry.

57:22 | Mar 30th, 2016

Nikki watches porn with her boyfriend, Dan dances by himself in the corner and we all learn Nikki likes the same music as a girl who just got her first period.

50:24 | Mar 23rd, 2016

Nikki talks about being propositioned for threesomes, Dan talks about his unwieldy butt hole and we all have a nice laugh about one of the writer's clothing choices.

44:57 | Mar 16th, 2016

Nikki talks about fainting on stage in 2007, Dan talks about pleasing a woman in bed and everyone's coolness gets rated.

48:22 | Mar 9th, 2016

This week, Nikki and Dan discuss holding babies, girls with height standards and Dan learns he's not that important to his therapist.

1:05:23 | Mar 2nd, 2016

Kato Kaelin, famed witness of the OJ Simpson Trial, stops by to discuss sweatpants, celebrity run-ins and his take on The People v. OJ Simpson. Also, Dan is there.

42:55 | Feb 24th, 2016

Nikki delves into her gross medical infatuations, Dan discusses a run-in with a character from the OJ Trial and we play clips from Dan's break-out role in a 2014 Super Bowl commercial.

45:42 | Feb 17th, 2016

Nikki and Dan talk about Dan's battle with addiction, they figure out Dan's ideal type and Orange Soup gets a new angle.

51:03 | Feb 10th, 2016

Dan talks about masturbating for the very first time, Nikki reveals the secret to trolling creeps in AOL chat rooms and at the end everyone tries to say something nice.

47:03 | Feb 3rd, 2016

This week, Dan's dad gets hit by a car, Nikki talks about how flying to Thailand is not the best time to meet your boyfriend and how you should just ignore what anyone says on the Internet.

31:10 | Jan 27th, 2016

Nikki figures out who in the studio has done anal, Dan gets beef for spilling soup on his crotch and we figure the only way involving your dad in sex can be hot.

44:03 | Jan 20th, 2016

Nikki and Dan discuss the joys of talking shit about people, Dan accidentally pets his dick in front of a co-worker, and the gang plays another rousing round of Orange Soup.

19:47 | Jan 13th, 2016

Nikki talks about being burp-shamed by her mom, Dan gets a depressing hand job at a massage parlor, and we find out which comedians might be better than Dan at playing the game "Orange Soup."

20:14 | Jan 6th, 2016

Periods Are Bad: Nikki and Dan discuss using periods at the end of a text, how to be a good friend, and break new ground in the realm of chlamydia geometry.