Unexpected Fluids

BBC Radio 1


Let’s be honest, sex rarely looks like it does in the movies. Welcome to Riyadh & Alix’s safe space for your stories of when sexy times go a bit awry. Not for the faint hearted!

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E13S2: Discovering Brennan Reece

33:07 | Nov 26th, 2018

Broken lipsticks, iron bedframes and eye surgery… when things aren’t what they seem. Comedian Brennan Reece reads your stories and discovers during the recording that he likes nipples.

E12S2: Foreplay with Fern Brady

30:24 | Nov 19th, 2018

Warming up, getting hot, the storm before the calm… just don’t call it foreplay; Alix explains why she doesn’t like the word. Plus your stories of licking, kissing, farting and, er, inappropriately timed blood and Little Britain. Fern Brady reads you...Show More

E11S2: Holiday sex in Malta

36:42 | Nov 12th, 2018

Cruising on a family holiday, how to self-pleasure while sharing a room and a disastrous encounter with the army; Malta’s first comedy drag queen Chucky Bartolo aka Tolqueen helps Alix and Riyadh read your stories. Alix shares stories from Japan’s la...Show More

E10S2: Sloppy Seconds Stories With Marvin Abbey

34:49 | Nov 5th, 2018

Rogue toenails, over friendly dogs and awful advice from mums all feature in our Sloppy Seconds tales this week, mopping up the best stories on previous themes. Marvin from 1Xtra’s 3 Shots of Tequila reads your stories and reveals some of his own sur...Show More

E9S2: Sex Shops with Olga Koch

30:57 | Oct 28th, 2018

Comedian Olga Koch joins Alix & Riyadh to talk sex shops including numerous tales from sales assistants on the frontline

E8S2: Food Stuff with Sarah Keyworth

34:45 | Oct 21st, 2018

Comedian Sarah Keyworth joins Alix & Riyadh to talk about all the scoffing and boffing! When playing with food goes either completely right of completely wrong.

E7S2: The worst sex tips with Harriet Kemsley

31:18 | Oct 14th, 2018

Comedian Harriet Kemsley helps Alix and Riyadh read the worst sex tips you’ve ever been given, from ginger to plastic bags…

E6S2: Perusing the penis with Adam Rowe

36:38 | Oct 7th, 2018

Adam Rowe wangs on about dongs with Alix and Riyadh, reading your stories of penis pleasure and pain… From Barbies and banjos.

E5S2: Exploring vaginas with Kemah Bob

34:18 | Sep 30th, 2018

Wipe down your walls and grab a towel, the vagina episode is here! Kemah Bob is IUD AF. Thanks to all the anons for sharing your stories!

E4S2: Sex tech fails with Lou Sanders

32:34 | Sep 23rd, 2018

From badly copied porn to mis-sent sexts, Lou Sanders reads your stories of tech crashing your sex life.

E3S2: Smells with Lauren Pattison

30:58 | Sep 17th, 2018

The scents that get you horny and the stinks that turn you off. Comedian Lauren Pattison gets up close and personal with bodily smells and makes a call to answer a rather intimate question.

E2S2: Sex outside the bedroom with Desiree Akhavan

35:16 | Sep 10th, 2018

From saunas to cars, your tales of doing it outside the bedroom. With film director Desiree Akhavan on sex parties, sploshing and cake farts!

E1S2: Live at Edinburgh!

40:00 | Sep 3rd, 2018

Unexpected Fluids returns, bigger and wetter than ever live from Edinburgh! With Kiri Pritchard-Mclean, Larry Dean and your stories of an inflatable whale, Mr Blobby and vomit.

E12: Weird myths with Samira Mighty

36:11 | Jul 30th, 2018

Love Island's Samira on hiding mics on set, queefs and sex myths you used to believe. Much to Riyadh's disappointment Alix debunks the most far-fetched urban myth she's ever heard

E11: Getting kinky with Norris & Parker

37:51 | Jul 23rd, 2018

From shower gel to pregnancy, comedians Norris & Parker tell your tales of kinks gone wrong. A listener caught in a hogtie prompts the biggest, weirdest tangent of the series...

E10: Sloppy Seconds with Shane Jenek

42:24 | Jul 16th, 2018

Shane Jenek aka Courtney Act mops up your stories, how to self-pleasure in the Big Brother house, malfunctions with tape and gender fluidity. Plus what not to use as a butt plug.

E09: Sex toys with Monty Onanuga

34:13 | Jul 9th, 2018

From rope ties and yoga lies to the toys which will never get made and some very awkward train journeys, your stories gave us a buzz! With Monty Onanuga.

E08: Kissing with Master Dom

33:35 | Jul 2nd, 2018

Who knew kissing could escalate this quickly? BDSM dominant Master Dominic on your stories of spit, snot and serious spanking. Just don't mention "that book" or you're in trouble.

E07: Stripping with Aurie Styla

38:33 | Jun 25th, 2018

It’s a hard life for male strippers… comedian Aurie Styla lays bare some secrets for Alix Fox and Riyadh Khalaf. Plus your nakedly honest tales of stripping fails...

E06: time for a quickie?

12:24 | Jun 19th, 2018

Keeping it brief, Alix's are like a cat's cradle and Riyadh's got his pants pants on. Plus household objects NOT to try at home.

E05: Extra people with Elf Lyons

29:56 | Jun 15th, 2018

People, interrupted: 3am al fresco sex and unruly remotes. Comedian Elf Lyons joins Riyadh Khalaf and Alix Fox on wanted and unwanted extras in your sex stories.

E04: Roleplay with Sofie Hagen

30:20 | Jun 4th, 2018

Sexy prime ministers and greasy burgers with the wonderfully oversharing comedian/podcaster Sofie Hagen. Big thanks to "Alicia", "Rochelle" and all the anons for your stories!

E03: Pubes with The Guyliner

26:45 | May 28th, 2018

Join your fearless hosts Alix Fox & Riyadh Khalaf in making the pubic public. Stories so embarrassing you might want to curl up and dye. Featuring special guest The Guyliner.

E02: Masturbating with Hannah Witton

30:00 | May 21st, 2018

Your hilarious stories of jacking, jilling, giving yourself a low five... Thanks to "Amy", "Steve" and more for the stories and to sex vlogger Hannah Witton for lending a hand ;)

E01: Getting wet with The Slumflower

29:46 | May 14th, 2018

Grab your umbrella, Riyadh & Alix are about to get proper wet with The Slumflower. Thanks to "Frank" and all the other brave anons for your stories of sex going wrong!