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Each week the WHM gang force themselves to watch bad movies that were better left forgotten to fuel off-the-wall tangents, inane impressions and unabashed comedic silliness. This is a comedy podcast for movie lovers that can't help but relish pure tr...Show More

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Episode 205 - Space Jam

1:52:32 | May 26th, 2015

On this week's episode, the gang tears into the completely ridiculous, total disgrace, live action/animation hybrid, Space Jam! Why is this movie about everyone in the universe bowing before Michael Jordan? If they're from our universe, why do these ...Show More

Episode 348 - I Know Who Killed Me

1:29:33 | Mar 27th, 2018

On this week's episode, the 2018 Listener Request Month mercifully comes to an end with the absolutely ridiculous, I Know Who Killed Me! Is this a movie within a movie, or is this actually a movie within a movie within a movie? Is this supposed to be...Show More

Episode 328 - The Punisher (2004)

1:46:31 | Dec 5th, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang ventures back into the world of Marvel Comics with the 2004 misfire, The Punisher! What's with this destination wedding-style family reunion the Castle Clan is throwing? How was this dye job approved by the producers?...Show More

Episode 412 - Chill Factor

1:53:08 | Mar 26th

On this week's episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month comes to an end as the gang chats about a 90's action film that "borrows" from about 3 or 4 other 90's action films—it's Chill Factor!

Animation Damnation - Stripperella (CLIP)

03:04 | Mar 23rd

On this episode of a listener requested Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the totally abhorrent Stripperella!

Episode 411 - Battlefield Earth

1:46:06 | Mar 19th

On this week's episode, the gang continues the 2019 Listener Request Month with one of the most requested and anticipated films to be talked about on this show, Battlefield Earth!

Episode 410 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (CLIP)

06:22 | Mar 15th

On this month's patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the dull-as-dirt video game adaptation, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider!

WHM On-Screen: Captain Marvel

39:52 | Mar 13th

On a very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the new superhero cinematic sensation, Captain Marvel!

Episode 409 - Vibes

1:27:03 | Mar 12th

On this week's episode, the 2019 Listener Request Month rolls on as the guys chat about the ridiculous 1988 psychic comedy, Vibes!

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #3 - Sebulba (CLIP)

04:00 | Mar 8th

On this entry into the Gleep Glossary, a very special Listener Request Month edition, the guys learn about the gleep, the myth, the always-available legend, Sebulba! Unlike his constantly-free schedule to appear in films, Sebulba was—WHOOPS! This epi...Show More

Episode 408 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

1:39:48 | Mar 5th

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2019 Listener Request Month with a chat about the heinous video game adaptation, Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time!

The Nexus 30 - "The Alternative Factor" / "Where Silence Has Lease" (CLIP)

07:13 | Feb 28th

On this month's journey into The Nexus—our 30th trip into the magic Trek ribbon—the gang is chatting about two very different episodes of the beloved franchise. Over on TOS, it's "The Alternative Factor," which originally aired March 30th, 1967. In t...Show More

Episode 407 - The Island

1:56:28 | Feb 26th

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the 2005 Michael Bay clone-related blockbuster, The Island!

The 2019 WHM Oscars Special

1:07:45 | Feb 22nd

Just in time for the 91st annual Academy Awards!

Animation Damnation - Darkwing Duck (CLIP)

04:17 | Feb 22nd

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally bizarre '90s Disney hit, Darkwing Duck!

Episode 406 - Valentine

1:47:10 | Feb 19th

On this week's episode, the gang is dragging out the Hallmark holiday for one more day to chat about the ridiculous holiday slasher, Valentine!

Episode 405 - Bad Boys (CLIP)

07:13 | Feb 15th

On this month’s exclusive patrons-only episode, the gang is chatting about Michael Bay’s first ever ‘splosion-filled feature, Bad Boys! What’s with Mike Lowrey walking into—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want access to the whole...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Awkward School Screenings, NYC Blood Puddles, and Watching "Faces of Death" with Dad

51:08 | Feb 14th

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys are reading letters from some people who watched awkward nude scenes in the classroom; others who, as NYC tourists almost tripped over a blood puddle; still others who rented "Faces of Death" with their father, ...Show More

Episode 404 - What Women Want

1:58:30 | Feb 12th

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin into the studio as they try to tackle one of the biggest questions in the universe: why did they make What Women Want?

Episode 403 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

1:44:53 | Feb 5th

On this week's episode, the gang brings their (Some of) The Worst of 2018 series to a close with a chat about the almost totally incomprehensible Wizarding sequel, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald!

Episode 402 - The Happytime Murders

1:29:27 | Jan 29th

On this week's episode, the gang continues to discuss Some of the Worst of 2018 with a chat about the most EXTREEEME puppet film ever made, The Happytime Murders!

The Nexus 29 - "Errand of Mercy" / "The Child" (CLIP)

03:11 | Jan 26th

On this month's trip into The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two historic episodes of Trek—one famous for—WHOOPS! This show is for our subscribers only!

Episode 401 - Life Itself

1:49:44 | Jan 22nd

On this week's episode, the gang rots their brains attempting to wrap them around the ridiculous grief porn melodrama, Life Itself!

Animation Damnation - MTV's Spider-Man: The New Animated Series (CLIP)

03:51 | Jan 18th

On this month's episode, the gang is chatting about the rock-bottom Spider-Man cartoon, Spider-Man: The New Animated Series!

Episode 400 - The Love Guru

1:37:47 | Jan 15th

On this week's episode, the gang puts the Worst of 2018 on hold to celebrate 400 EPISODES ON THE AIR by talking about one of the worst comedies to ever exist, The Love Guru!

Gleep Glossary: A Star Wars Story #1 - Figrin D'an of the Modal Nodes (CLIP)

03:29 | Jan 11th

On the first ever entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric enchants the guys by—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!

Episode 399 - Mile 22

1:38:04 | Jan 8th

On this week's show, the gang continues their pursuit of cataloging some of the worst films of 2018 by chatting about the absolutely ridiculous online gaming chat come to life, Mile 22!

Episode 398 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (CLIP)

09:35 | Jan 4th

Here's a sneak peek at our all-new full-length bonus episode on the wretched film, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom!

Episode 397 - Venom

1:31:53 | Jan 1st

On the first episode of 2019, the gang kicks off their annual "(Some of) The Worst of the Previous Year" month with a spirited conversation about the goop-slinging anti-hero vehicle, Venom!

Episode 396 - Batman (1989)

2:11:41 | Dec 25th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang celebrates Christmas the only way they know how: talking about the absolutely excellent Tim Burton Batman feature! Is Bruce Wayne drinking the blood of criminals? Was Nicholson calling his own cuts here? And remember ...Show More

The Nexus 28 - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (CLIP)

08:55 | Dec 20th, 2018

On this month's very special We Love Movies-inspired edition of the The Nexus, the gang is chatting about the best Trek film ever made, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan! (TEASER CLIP)

Episode 395 - It's a Wonderful Life

2:07:33 | Dec 18th, 2018

On this week's holiday cheer-filled We Love Movies, the gang chats about the beloved Christmas? movie, It's a Wonderful Life!

Animation Damnation - Batman: The Animated Series (CLIP)

02:37 | Dec 14th, 2018

On this month's We Love Movies-inspired episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about one of the absolute best episodes of the best superhero cartoon to ever exist, Batman: The Animated Series!

Episode 394 - Back to the Future

2:14:24 | Dec 11th, 2018

On this week's all-new We Love Movies entry, the gang chats about beloved Reaganomics fantasy, Back to the Future!

Episode 393 - Star Wars CLIP

13:59 | Dec 7th, 2018

On this month's Patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting effusively about beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars!

Episode 392 - Terminator 2: Judgment Day

2:10:37 | Dec 4th, 2018

This week on We Love Movies, the gang chats about one of the most beloved sci-fi/action films of all time, Terminator 2: Judgment Day!

WHM Mail Bag: Cat In the Hat Stand-Ins, Messing with Michael Myers, and Blowing Up Your College Bathroom

46:21 | Nov 30th, 2018

On this month's Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about eating lunch with Cat in the Hat stand-ins, dudes named Michael Myers getting messed with on Halloween, poorly timed pre-party bathroom runs in college, deranged haunted houses, and more! There...Show More

Episode 391 - Ri¢hie Ri¢h

1:45:47 | Nov 27th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang attempts to make sense of the incredibly misguided family film, Ri¢hie Ri¢h!

Episode 390 - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

1:55:31 | Nov 20th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang travels to 12th century England to hang with Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, and the rest of the Merry Men in the nap-inducing, folk hero epic, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves!

The Nexus 27 - "The Devil in the Dark" / "The Neutral Zone" (CLIP)

04:51 | Nov 19th, 2018

On this month's journey into The Nexus, it's a real race to the bottom as the gang chats about two totally disappointing—some might even say embarrassing—episodes of Trek!

Animation Damnation - A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (CLIP)

03:41 | Nov 16th, 2018

On this month's special Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the beloved Peanuts classic, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving!

Episode 389 - The One

1:41:20 | Nov 13th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang dives into the Multiverse to chat about the—fairly enjoyable—Jet Li actioner, The One!

Episode 388 - How the Grinch Stole Christmas (CLIP)

05:06 | Nov 8th, 2018

On this month's full-length, patrons-only episode, the gang is jumping from Anville to Whoville to chat about the equally abhorrent, but really somehow not as bad as The Cat in the Hat, live-action Dr. Seuss adaptation, How the Grinch Stole Christmas...Show More

Episode 387 - The Cat in the Hat

1:43:27 | Nov 6th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang finds a way to drag out the Halloween Spooktacular for another week as they chat about the absolutely abhorrent, The Cat in the Hat!

Episode 386 - Wishmaster

1:49:23 | Oct 30th, 2018

On this week's episode, the Halloween Spooktacular sadly comes to an end, but the gang is going out in style by talking about the outrageous Wishmaster! What's with that pharmacist's brutal death? Look how great Kane Hodder's facial hair is! And how ...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Obnoxious Children at the Movies, Spooktacular Exes, Eerie Event Cinema, and Waiting to Meet Doug "Pinhead" Bradley

43:28 | Oct 28th, 2018

On this month's spooktacular edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the gang is reading letters about obnoxious children ruining press screenings, eerie exes creeping out former lovers at college, a movie review website hosting a cinema event featuring a conte...Show More

The Nexus 26 - "This Side of Paradise" / "Conspiracy" (CLIP)

04:40 | Oct 26th, 2018

On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang tackles two pretty great episode of Trek! First over on TOS, it's the sci-fi melordrama, "This Side of Paradise." Originally airing March 2nd, 1967, this episode features Bones giving a whole—OOPS! This e...Show More

Episode 385 - Urban Legend

1:43:18 | Oct 23rd, 2018

On this week's all-new entry into the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular, the gang is tackling the Old Navy-styled, totally hip, post-Scream talky-talk chiller—Urban Legend!

Episode 384 - Van Helsing (CLIP)

03:47 | Oct 19th, 2018

On this month's full-length, Patrons-only episode, the gang is tackling one of the most requested titles in Spooktacular, no, show history: Van Helsing! Why did we need to see Van Helsing chasing—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To...Show More

Episode 383 - Halloween: Resurrection

1:38:00 | Oct 16th, 2018

On this week's episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular rolls on as the gang heads back to Franchise Town to chat about the rotten sequel Halloween: Resurrection!

The WHM 2018 Fall/Winter Preview

53:37 | Oct 13th, 2018

It's the inaugural edition of the WHM Fall/Winter Preview!

Animation Damnation - The Smurfs (CLIP)

02:22 | Oct 11th, 2018

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about a supposed Halloween-themed episode of The Smurfs!

Episode 382 - Man's Best Friend

1:30:55 | Oct 9th, 2018

On this week's episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular continues as the gang tackles a horror film so bad, they pretended it was intentionally a horror comedy, Man's Best Friend! What's with Lance Henriksen's baggy denim ensemble? Why are those two ...Show More

Episode 381 - Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth

1:43:28 | Oct 2nd, 2018

On this week's episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear as the gang talks about the insane and unnecessary sequel, Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth! Why does this sleazy guy have a business that's half gross gutter club, half five-s...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Dads Renting Porn, Fleeing the Movies in Fear, and Bothering Celebrities at Thanksgiving

52:45 | Sep 30th, 2018

Finally— It's the return of the WHM Mail Bag! This month, the gang is reading letters about dads renting porno movies, people getting scared out of theaters playing horror films, incredibly selfish grandparents, fans ruining an actor's Thanksgiving E...Show More

Episode 380 - The Stepford Wives (2004)

1:27:12 | Sep 25th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang tackles the confused, wrong-headed, obnoxious remake, The Stepford Wives! With a film like this, being remade in the 21st century, why not attach some women to the writer/director roles, eh, Paramount? What does this ...Show More

The Nexus 25 - "A Taste of Armageddon" / "We'll Always Have Paris" (CLIP)

04:06 | Sep 21st, 2018

On this month's all-new trip into the Magic Ribbon, the gang is chatting about two action-packed episodes of Trek! First, on TOS, the episode in question, "A Taste of Armageddon," originally aired February 23rd, 1967 and features the Enterprise pulli...Show More

Episode 379 - Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem

1:37:42 | Sep 18th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the wretched, but enjoyable, sci-fi sequel, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem! How could they not get any name actor to star— or even co-star!— in this film? Why are those kids just sitting there doing literall...Show More

Animation Damnation - Star Wars: Droids (CLIP)

03:13 | Sep 14th, 2018

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the weird, silly and cheap George Lucas product, Star Wars: Droids! The episode in question, "A Race to the Finish," originally aired September 28th, 1985, and features such elements as—...Show More

Episode 378 - Masterminds

1:39:32 | Sep 11th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the complete and total misfire that is Masterminds! How much of the film features Patrick Stewart wearing a fake mustache? What's with this vague television business deal side plot? And how nuts is it that...Show More

Episode 377 - Ready Player One (CLIP)

03:33 | Sep 8th, 2018

On this month's patrons-only full-length episode, the gang is chatting about the outrageously pointless, Steven Spielrock-directed, pop culture orgy, Ready Player One! Why is an entire society obsessed with—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribe...Show More

Episode 376 - The Flintstones

1:36:54 | Sep 4th, 2018

On the season premiere of We Hate Movies, the guys kick things off with a Bedrock-bang as they chat about the insane live-action adaptation, The Flintstones! Was John Goodman wearing any undies during filming? Did a movie about the Flintstones really...Show More

Episode 375 - Cobra

1:34:54 | Aug 28th, 2018

Recorded live at The Creative Alliance in Baltimore, MD On the final Summer Vacation Live of 2018, it's a real WLM situation as the gang chats about the ridiculously entertaining Stallone vehicle, Cobra! What was he thinking putting that newspaper i...Show More

The Nexus 24 - "Space Seed" / "Skin of Evil" (CLIP)

03:10 | Aug 24th, 2018

On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting about two monumental episodes of Trek! First, on TOS, it's finally time to cover the first meeting with Khan in "Space Seed"! Originally airing February 16th, 1967, this episode features Kirk ...Show More

Episode 374 - Tank Girl

1:35:40 | Aug 21st, 2018

Recorded live at The Back Room @ Colectivo in Milwaukee, WI On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang is chatting about the off-the-wall 1990's comic book adaptation, Tank Girl! What's the deal with all the animated cut scenes? Why did they both...Show More

Episode 373 - Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (CLIP)

03:10 | Aug 17th, 2018

On this month's all-new PATRONS-ONLY bonus episode, the gang chats about one of the most deceptively titled slashers in horror history: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! Why are both of these teachers so horny for... OOPS! This episod...Show More

Episode 372 - Jason X

1:29:32 | Aug 14th, 2018

Recorded live at City Winery in Chicago, IL On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang chats about the best worst fan film ever made, Jason X! Why couldn't they film even one, single scene outside? How much money are these space scientists actual...Show More

Episode 371 - The Emoji Movie

1:26:30 | Aug 7th, 2018

Recorded live at the Abrons Art Center on the Lower East Side of Manhattan— Part of the 2018 NYC Podfest. On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang chats about the abhorrent, feature-length commercial for a keyboard add-on you can download for f...Show More

Animation Damnation - Rambo (CLIP)

02:56 | Aug 3rd, 2018

On this month's trip to Toon Town, the guys chat about what might be, in some people's opinion (Andrew's), one of the greatest cartoons of all time, Rambo! The ri-DIC-ulous episode in question, "Battlefield Bronx," originally aired April 16th, 1986 a...Show More

Episode 370 - Armageddon

1:52:44 | Jul 31st, 2018

On this week's season finale, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, and season eight, to a close with a discussion about one of the most ridiculous disaster movies of the 1990s, Armageddon! What's with this totally pointless Charlton H...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Bad Behavior on Date Night, Disgusting Water Parks, Laughing at Herzog Films, and Movie Theater Human Rights Violations

1:07:11 | Jul 31st, 2018

On the final Mail Bag episode of the season, the gang reads letters about guys jumping into movie riffing a little too early, disgusting water parks, laughing at a Werner Herzog movie right in front of the Master, one guy inappropriately flipping out...Show More

Episode 369 - Rookie of the Year

1:40:52 | Jul 24th, 2018

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza picks on the beloved (?) family (?) classic (?), Rookie of the Year! What's with these annoying little buddies tagging along to their friend's baseball game? Why does Henry Rowengartner talk...Show More

The Nexus 23 - "The Return of the Archons" / "Symbiosis" (CLIP)

03:25 | Jul 21st, 2018

On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang somehow chats about two fairly decent episodes of Trek! First up on TOS, the episode in question is "The Return of the Archons," which originally aired February 9th, 1967! This episode truly has it all...Show More

Episode 368 - Eraser

1:42:04 | Jul 17th, 2018

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the guys chat about the mid-nineties Arnold classic, Eraser! How about that Cromwell office scene, huh? What's with this silly rail gun? And welcome to the movie, Mickey Mouse M...Show More

Episode 367 - America's Sweethearts (CLIP)

02:34 | Jul 12th, 2018

On this week's full-length Patrons-only episode, the gang chats about the old-fashioned, batshit crazy, romantic comedy, America's Sweethearts! What is with this dog bit? How creepy was the—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ subscribers only! To access th...Show More

Episode 366 - Runaway Bride

1:37:00 | Jul 10th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza into the rom-com-ridden Marshallverse to chat about the out-RA-geous yuck-fest, Runaway Bride! How in the world did this movie have the gall to ask us to ROOT for these peopl...Show More

Animation Damnation - Avengers: United They Stand (CLIP)

01:41 | Jul 8th, 2018

On this month's edition of Animation Damnation, the gang gets excited for Ant-Man and the Wasp by chatting about the failed comic cartoon, Avengers: United They Stand! The episode in question, "Egg-Streme Vengeance," originally aired February 5th, 20...Show More

Episode 365 - Rambo III

1:39:11 | Jul 3rd, 2018

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues its journey through Franchise Town with the awkward-in-hindsight sequel, Rambo III! Why on Earth would John Rambo be cool with venturing into a dangerous war zone to rescue Colonel...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Horrendous Movie Theater Cleaning Gigs, Using the Toilet at Rock Concerts, and Deadly (Possibly Illegal) Amusement Parks

1:01:15 | Jun 29th, 2018

On this month's Mail Bag, the gang welcomes friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to read letters covering topics like grade school bullies, rotten stenches in movie theaters, having to "go" while at a rock concert, and more! PLUS: The TNG cast gets dis...Show More

Episode 364 - Lethal Weapon 4

1:48:30 | Jun 26th, 2018

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with a lengthy chat about the hands-down worst film in its franchise, Lethal Weapon 4! What's with that dastardly use of the third iteration of Van Halen? Who wanted all this famil...Show More

The Nexus 22 - "Court Martial" / "Arsenal of Freedom" (CLIP)

02:33 | Jun 22nd, 2018

On this month's all-new episode of The Nexus, the gang chats about some totally Trek-tastic episodes, including the TOS legal thriller, "Court Martial"! Originally airing February 2nd, 1967, this episode features—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon sub...Show More

Episode 363 - Jurassic Park III

1:48:02 | Jun 19th, 2018

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang welcomes friend of the show—and Hooked on TJ Hooker co-host—Ben Worcester to chat about the sad, short, and cheap sequel, Jurassic Park III! Why couldn't they entice Lau...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Ocean's 8

1:08:05 | Jun 15th, 2018

On a very special WHM On-Screen, Andrew welcomes special guest, Chelsea Jupin to chat one-on-one about the very enjoyable extension of the Ocean Cinematic Universe, Ocean's 8! Just how many OCU cameos did the film wind up getting? What's with that ba...Show More

Episode 362 - Jurassic World (CLIP)

03:14 | Jun 15th, 2018

On this month's WHM Prime bonus episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ Patreon subscribers! To access th...Show More

Episode 361 - xXx

1:54:52 | Jun 12th, 2018

On this week's episode, the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets EXTREEEEEEME with a ridiculous discussion about the totally EXTREEEEEEME Vin Diesel vehicle, xXx! Who thought Vin Diesel would make an entertaining, wisecracking, James Bond knock-...Show More

Animation Damnation - Thundercats (CLIP)

02:07 | Jun 7th, 2018

On this month's cat-tastic episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the trippy, beloved 1980's cartoon, Thundercats! The episode in question, "The Garden of Delights," originally aired on September 19th, 1985. This month's discussion featu...Show More

Episode 360 - Ocean's Twelve

1:34:26 | Jun 5th, 2018

On this week's episode, the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the guys talk about the pat-on-the-back, victory lap sequel, Ocean's Twelve! Why isn't there any real heist scene in this heist movie? Who thought it was worthwhile to hide ...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Solo: A Star Wars Story

43:44 | May 31st, 2018

On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the all-new Star Wars adventure: Solo: A Star Wars Story! Be warned, gentle listener! This episode contains major spoilers for the Ron Howard-directed film! Spoilers such as: that totally insane...Show More

Episode 359 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine

2:01:21 | May 29th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2018 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by welcoming back friend of the show, director and X-Men x-pert, Sean Weiner, to chat about the major letdown that was X-Men Origins: Wolverine! Honestly, why the bon...Show More

The Nexus 21 - "Tomorrow is Yesterday" / "Heart of Glory" (CLIP)

04:46 | May 23rd, 2018

On this month's adventure through the Nexus, the gang chats about two pretty excellent episodes of Trek, almost forcing a tie for the first time in show history!  First up on TOS, the episode in question is "Tomorrow is Yesterday," which originally ...Show More

Episode 358 - Witless Protection

1:46:07 | May 22nd, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang goes back to Larry Country to chat about the most movie-ish of Larry the Cable Guy movies, Witless Protection! How in the world does Larry keep a job in law enforcement? How does he not realize he's straight-up kidnap...Show More

Animation Damnation - The Boss Baby: Back in Business (Clip)

03:10 | May 18th, 2018

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang sits down with the brand-new Netflix series, The Boss Baby: Back in Business! The episode in question, "The Constipation Situation," features such amazing content like: Oops! This is only a clip! For acce...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Crying at LOTR, Getting Arrested on Easter, and Several Scary Bathroom Tales

47:45 | May 16th, 2018

We apologize for the weird audio glitches here. We had to overcome some hiccups, but stick it out because this Mail Bag episode is absolutely outrageous! On this very special Mail Bag, the gang is at the HeadGum East studio in Brooklyn to read some ...Show More

Episode 357 - The X-Files: I Want to Believe

1:30:28 | May 15th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the dull as dirt—and totally unnecessary—sequel/continuation, The X-Files: I Want to Believe! Why does the film allow a convicted sex offender to dress down Scully? Why doesn't Mulder look more like Ted Ka...Show More

Episode 356 - Transcendence (Clip)

04:45 | May 11th, 2018

On this month's full-length patrons-only episode of We Hate Movies, we're talking about the ridiculously stupid cyber-thriller, Transcendence, but if you're not a Patreon subscriber, you can't hear it! So if you're curious about what you're missing, ...Show More

Episode 355 - Dollman

1:24:43 | May 8th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang chats about a flagship film in the Full Moon Entertainment catalog, Dollman! How amazing are all these ultra-violent, ultra-cheap special effects? Why does Jackie Earle Haley want to "rule" the Bronx? And why couldn't...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Avengers: Infinity War

55:48 | May 3rd, 2018

On this very special WHM On-Screen, it's WHM: Civil War as the gang squares off over the latest—and largest—entry into the MCU, Avengers: Infinity War! Was Thor & Rocket's storyline secretly the best Thor movie ever made? Who saw Doctor Strange aweso...Show More

Episode 354 - The Bucket List

1:39:34 | May 1st, 2018

On this week's show, the gang goes globetrotting with two dying old farts in Rob Reiner's The Bucket List! Why does the film take so long before we even hear mention of a Bucket List? How much does Morgan Freeman's character hate his family? And how ...Show More

Episode 353 - Airborne

1:53:32 | Apr 24th, 2018

On this week's episode, it's a We Love Movies situation as the guys chat about the totally tubular rollerblading romantic drama, Airborne! Were this kid's parents actually going on a science expedition or were they running away from the Tax Man? Why ...Show More

Episode 352 - Lost in Space

1:54:21 | Apr 17th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back their good friend, and WHM Disaster Movie Expert, Justin J. Case to chat about the TV-to-Film adaptation, Lost in Space! Why does that intro narration sound like we missed the first 30 seconds? How much ...Show More

Episode 350 - Wild Hogs

1:50:33 | Apr 10th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the 100-minute motorcycle gay joke, Wild Hogs! What a wretched undertaking this whole thing is—who is this for? Why did the screenwriters, director and actors all feel it necessary to cram in all these wre...Show More

Episode 349 - Shrek

1:51:42 | Apr 3rd, 2018

On this week's episode, the guys go to Toon Town to talk about the doesn't-really-hold-up fan favorite, Shrek! Does that ogre eat its own feces? How many fart jokes can you fit in before the opening credits finish? And was Lord Farquaad getting ready...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Backfiring Prank Calls, Watching "The Jerky Boys" On 9/11, and After-Hours Movie Theater Sexcapades

57:17 | Mar 29th, 2018

On this month's dive into the WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about prank call victims getting revenge, people forever associating 9/11 with the Jerky Boys, after hours theater sex-hijinks, pushy foot fetishists, and one lucky listener who got to...Show More

Episode 347 - Tarzan the Ape Man (1981)

1:38:43 | Mar 20th, 2018

On this week's episode, the 2018 Listener Request Month rolls on with the totally insane perv-a-thon film no one asked for, 1981's Tarzan the Ape Man! What a TRASH pile of a film! Why do we have to wait 45 minutes for Tarzan to show up? Did we need a...Show More

Episode 346 - I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

1:40:37 | Mar 15th, 2018

On the latest episode from the 2018 Listener Request Month selections, the gang talks about the absolutely terrible horror sequel, I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer! Who in the world thought taking this franchise in a paranormal direction was...Show More

Episode 345 - Maximum Overdrive (Live in Austin)

50:41 | Mar 13th, 2018

Recorded at the North Door in Austin, Texas On this special bonus episode, the gang is live from Austin chatting about the absolute misfire that is Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive! What is supposed to be suspenseful about these silly trucks? What i...Show More

Episode 343 - The Jerky Boys

1:33:28 | Mar 6th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off the 2018 Listener Request Month with one of the absolute most abhorrent things anyone has ever tried to call a a movie, The Jerky Boys! Who's the fool who thought two prank phone call-making schlubs would tr...Show More

WHM On-Screen: The 2018 Academy Awards

45:31 | Mar 2nd, 2018

On this year's very special WHM Oscar Special, the gang makes their predictions as to who will take home what this year, but also rants about who they think should actually win! Will Laurie Metcalf pull it out from under Allison Janney? Why in the wo...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Movie Theater Bathroom Breaks, After Prom at the Movies, and Dads Ruining Movie Dates

52:51 | Feb 28th, 2018

On this month's Mail Bag, the guys welcome special guest, Jonathan Braylock, from Black Men Can't Jump (In Hollywood)! This month, we're talking: putting off bathroom breaks at the movies, kids ditching the after prom party to make out at the multipl...Show More

Episode 342 - Death Wish V: The Face of Death

1:46:22 | Feb 27th, 2018

This week on the program, the guys head back to Bronson with the ridiculous & sad sequel, Death Wish V: The Face of Death! How is a 71 year-old Charles Bronson supposed to be at all menacing? Why, when going into Witness Protection, would Paul Kersey...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Black Panther

49:23 | Feb 21st, 2018

On this very special WHM On-Screen, the guys chat about the most excellent new Marvel film, Black Panther! Finally, a Marvel film to marvel at! Finally, a Marvel movie with a sympathetic, well-constructed villain! Finally, a gorgeously produced, exce...Show More

Episode 341 - Traces of Red

1:31:46 | Feb 20th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang discusses the dirty-ass, Jim Belushi erotic thriller, Traces of Red! Who in their ever-loving mind thought it was a good idea to cast Jim Belushi as this sexy Lothario detective—besides Jim himself, of course? Why cou...Show More

Episode 340 - You've Got Mail

1:52:07 | Feb 13th, 2018

On this week's special Valentine's Day episode, the gang chats about the 1998 cyber thriller, You've Got Mail! How are we supposed to feel any sympathy for this billionaire creep, Joe Fox? How is a massive bookstore company still run like a family bu...Show More

Episode 338 - Blade: Trinity (Live at the Brooklyn Podcast Festival!)

1:37:23 | Feb 6th, 2018

Recorded live at The Bell House in Brooklyn, New York On this week's episode, it's the guys' set from the 2017 Brooklyn Podcast Festival! At this blessed event, WHM continued the beloved celebration known as Snipesgiving by taking down the wretched ...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Film Critic Run-Ins, Sleepover Film Selections, and Disastrous Midnight Movie Experiences

1:00:06 | Jan 31st, 2018

On January's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about film critics they've met, bad film selections for sleepovers, unfortunate midnight movie experiences, abrupt screening shut downs, Jim Belushi's on-set demands, passing out from movie violence, ...Show More

Episode 337 - Going in Style

1:28:28 | Jan 30th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang brings (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month to a close with a conversation around Zach Braff's Going in Style! Why do these old fellas insist on debasing themselves with these trash films? Why opt for multiple "straight ...Show More

Episode 336 - Geostorm

1:44:07 | Jan 23rd, 2018

On this week's episode, it's the second-to-last (Some of) The Worst of 2017 episode and the gang is tackling Geostorm! How is this not just a disaster movie, but also a space adventure and political thriller? How does Jim Sturgess still have that hai...Show More

Episode 335 - The Bye Bye Man

1:58:27 | Jan 16th, 2018

On this week's episode, (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month continues with the stunningly bad horror film, The Bye Bye Man! Why in the world would people move into a house and use other people's old furniture that's been left there for years? What's th...Show More

Episode 334 - The Fate of the Furious

1:50:01 | Jan 9th, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang continues their (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month with a trip to Franchise Town talking about the latest entry in the car enthusiast/sort of domestic terrorists series, The Fate of the Furious! Why are they bothering ...Show More

Episode 332 - The Boss Baby

1:43:52 | Jan 2nd, 2018

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off 2018 with (Some of) The Worst of 2017 month and the absolutely horrifying family film, The Boss Baby! What are the dynamics of birthing babies in this world? Are these things living forever in some kind of b...Show More

Episode 331 - Constantine: Live! at the Los Angeles Podcast Festival

1:35:22 | Dec 25th, 2017

On the final episode of the year—dropping a day early for Christmas!—it's the gang's live appearance at the 2017 Los Angeles Podcast Festival talking Constantine! Recorded at the Millennium Biltmore Hotel's Biltmore Bowl, this movie had the gang aski...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Watching "8MM" in School, Almost Giving Birth While Listening to WHM, and "Christmas Film or Action Film?"

46:32 | Dec 20th, 2017

On the final WHM Mail Bag of the year, the guys read letters about fans almost giving birth while listening to the show, students watching the film 8MM in class, a story proving the Kennedy Fuck Tunnels exist, and someone's taste in movies ruins Chri...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi

53:59 | Dec 19th, 2017

On this very special On-Screen, the guys share their (potentially controversial) thoughts on the all-new saga entry, Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi! There is much talk of Luke Skywalker, porgs, Chewbacca's piloting skills, risky lightsaber m...Show More

Episode 330 - Pottersville

1:40:30 | Dec 19th, 2017

On this week's special Christmas episode, the gang breaks the Ten Year Rule to tackle the absolutely absurd, but totally one-of-a-kind, Pottersville! How can anyone watch this without being terrified Michael Shannon will snap at any second? What's wi...Show More

Episode 329 - Hard to Kill

1:47:56 | Dec 12th, 2017

On this week's episode, the guys discuss the best (?) Steven Seagal movie, Hard to Kill! Why is Mason Storm—great name by the way—so obsessed with getting home to watch the Oscars? Who secretly films the Mafia using a gigantic shotgun mic? And what's...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Taking Mom to the Movies, Lying About Hating "Collateral Beauty," and Falling Asleep on Toilets

47:02 | Dec 1st, 2017

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about moms taking kids to inappropriate movies accidentally, people getting caught lying about not hating Collateral Beauty, Sean Connery golfing, pre-teens taking innocent grandmothers to sexy thr...Show More

WHM On-Screen: The 2017 Superhero Round-Up

56:17 | Nov 30th, 2017

On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang gathers to chat about all the superhero nonsense that's happened at the movies this year. Topics of discussion include: the Avengers: Infinity War trailer, Thor: Ragnarock, superhero film rankings, and, yes, Ju...Show More

Episode 327 - Drop Zone

1:46:50 | Nov 28th, 2017

On this week's episode, we sadly bring Snipesgiving to an end with an all-time Wesley fave, Drop Zone! How is Michael Jeter allowed to play with kittens in jail? What's with all the mid-air pranks? And look at Busey bite that hand! PLUS: Finally, som...Show More

Episode 326 - Murder at 1600

1:32:02 | Nov 21st, 2017

On this week's episode, it's Snipesgiving the week of Thanksgiving as the guys chat about the Washington D.C. turkey-pardoning thriller, Murder at 1600! What's with all the huge battleground models Wesley's character has built in his apartment? Were ...Show More

Episode 325 - The Fan

1:48:52 | Nov 14th, 2017

On this week's episode, the blessed month of Snipesgiving rolls on with Tony Scott's 1996 baseball thriller, The Fan! What's with everyone demanding Bobby Rayburn hit them a home run? Did anyone check the lyrics in the song choices during shots of ch...Show More

Episode 324 - Rising Sun

1:35:02 | Nov 7th, 2017

On this week's episode, the guys kick off the blessed month of Snipesgiving with the one and only Michael Crichton snooze, Rising Sun! What's with that terrible interrogation framing device they barely use? Why couldn't they find better lines and a s...Show More

Episode 323 - Trick or Treat (1986)

1:29:15 | Oct 31st, 2017

On this week's episode, the WHM Halloween Spooktacular comes to an end as the guys have some fun with 1986's Trick or Treat! What's with this kid's horrible nickname? Why didn't the writers set any boundaries with the powers this ghost/demon has? And...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: L.A. Letter Readin' (w/ Amir Blumenfeld!)

58:38 | Oct 30th, 2017

Recorded at the HeadGum studio in sunny Los Angeles! On a very special WHM Mail Bag, the gang welcomes If I Were You's Amir Blumenfeld on to read letters about earthquakes, giving up on rotten movies, bad date etiquette, Halloween pranks gone awry, ...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Horror Franchise Wars: A Nightmare on Elm Street

55:15 | Oct 30th, 2017

Happy Halloween, gang! Just in time for the year's greatest holiday, we're here to rank the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise! With wretched jokes, ridiculous back stories, actually produced fan fiction, a crude remake, and one Grade-A Tom Arnold/R...Show More

Episode 322 - Saw

1:42:32 | Oct 24th, 2017

This week on the program, the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular pulls back into Franchise Town by discussing the 2004 extreeeeeme smash hit, Saw! How does Jigsaw lay on that floor for so long without cramping? Did he really need the puppet after all that o...Show More

Episode 321 - Scream 2

1:47:01 | Oct 17th, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang goes back to Craven Country to discuss the bloated sequel, Scream 2! What's with all the emotional scenes reuniting characters from the first movie? How are we supposed to believe that Laurie Metcalf lifted Jamie Kenn...Show More

Episode 320 - Dr. Giggles

1:37:48 | Oct 10th, 2017

On this week's episode, the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular takes a sick day with the ridiculously fun 90's slasher, Dr. Giggles! What's with this veteran cop wearing NFL merchandise? Who's responsible for that horrendous prop vanilla ice cream? How did ...Show More

Episode 319 - Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

1:28:59 | Oct 3rd, 2017

On this week's episode, we kick off the 2017 Halloween Spooktacular by tackling the super-silly, super-stupid, Freddy sequel, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare! Why did they stop trying to make these movies scary? What's with those quotes at the beg...Show More

Episode 318 - Samurai Cop

1:42:42 | Sep 26th, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang finally gets around to a hotly anticipated title, the absolutely fun and ridiculous, Samurai Cop! The final selection in the now-defunct Patreon Selects tier, this D-Grade cult classic features one of the worst wigs i...Show More

Episode 317 - If Looks Could Kill

1:29:57 | Sep 19th, 2017

On this week's episode, the guys go back to school with the spectacularly ridiculous, high school spy comedy, If Looks Could Kill! Why doesn't Richard Grieco just sit these people down and explain the situation calmly? How often were they waxing his ...Show More

WHM Mail Bag - Alt-Right Blind Dates, Grade School Toy Theft, and Puking at the Movies

58:07 | Sep 14th, 2017

On the first WHM Mail Bag of season 8, the guys read letters from listeners about accidentally going on a blind date with a racist, sleazy creeps in grade school stealing toys from their friends, throwing up while watching Fellowship of the Ring, and...Show More

Episode 316 - It (1990)

1:45:21 | Sep 12th, 2017

On the SEASON EIGHT premiere of WHM, the guys return just in time to have some fun with the cult classic TV gem, It! Why did they make this movie for ABC and not for the theaters? Did the It monster kill off the dinosaurs? And what is with that ponyt...Show More

Episode 315 - Mac and Me

1:24:49 | Sep 5th, 2017

Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn, NY — 8/05/17 On this week's episode, the guys finally get around to trashing the feature-length McDonald's commercial, Mac and Me! How is it these alien puppets' mouths were shaped so it was impossible fo...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Game of Thrones Season 7

1:03:12 | Aug 31st, 2017

On this special WHM On-Screen, the guys gather 'round to chat about the seventh—and shortest!—season of HBO's Game of Thrones! What's with all the wonky and wacky geography that's going on in this season? Does the shortened season hurt the show or he...Show More

WHM Summer Rewind - One Magic Christmas

1:13:48 | Aug 29th, 2017

On the final Summer Rewind of the year, the gang reminisces about their favorite holiday special, the episode on One Magic Christmas! How in the world did something so depressing qualify as a Christmas film? Who thought casting the legendary Harry De...Show More

Episode 314 - Over the Top: Live! in Portland

1:21:29 | Aug 22nd, 2017

Recorded live, Saturday, June 24th, 2017 On this week's episode, it's the second recording of two sold-out shows the guys played in Portland, Oregon earlier this summer. Fresh from an awesome not-for-profit bar in town, the guys lovingly ripped apar...Show More

WHM Summer Rewind - Star Trek: Insurrection

1:26:07 | Aug 17th, 2017

On this week's Summer Rewind, the guys revisit the first time they made fun of a Star Trek movie: Star Trek: Insurrection! Why does F. Murray Abraham look like a testicle face? Did we really need this Data bubble butt? And why did Data need to bond w...Show More

Episode 313 - Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: Live! at Mississippi Studios

1:20:29 | Aug 15th, 2017

Recorded live, Saturday, June 24th, 2017 On this week's episode, the guys are live from Mississippi Studios in the gorgeous city of Portland! Taking a break from the beautiful world of recreational dispensaries, the fellas try to get to the bottom o...Show More

WHM Summer Rewind - Freejack

1:29:39 | Aug 8th, 2017

On this week's Summer Rewind, the gang looks back at their episode on the sci-fi classic, Freejack! Why wouldn't they set this film a little farther in the future than 2009? Who thought about hiring Mick Jagger as the main villain? And how many movie...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Spider-Man: Homecoming

49:57 | Aug 4th, 2017

On this WHM On-Screen, the gang chats about the audience favorite, Spider-Man: Homecoming! An above average entry in the MCU, the film has everything: low stakes, working class criminals; a worthwhile, entertaining supporting buddy for Peter Parker; ...Show More

WHM Summer Rewind - Batman Forever

1:44:26 | Aug 1st, 2017

On this week's Summer Rewind, the gang revisit an old favorite, episode 102 on Batman Forever! Why do we get Two Face's origin in two seconds, but the Riddler's gets 45 minutes of screen time? Why couldn't we get more with Robin's carny family? And c...Show More

Episode 312 - Spider-Man 3

2:04:40 | Jul 25th, 2017

On this week's episode, the seventh season of We Hate Movies wraps up with a lengthy discussion of the total misfire that is Spider-Man 3! Why try and jam in three villains when the first two films only had one a piece? Why does Peter Parker continue...Show More

WHM Mail Bag - Dating Transformers Fanatics, Bad Hangover Films, and Ruining Your Parents' Social Status by Listening to WHM

46:02 | Jul 23rd, 2017

On the final WHM Mail Bag of the season, the gang reads some letters about dating obnoxious Transformers fans, using the wrong film for a Hangover Movie, fathers mistakenly thinking their kids are perverts at the movies, getting grounded for listenin...Show More

Episode 311 - Air Force One

1:37:11 | Jul 18th, 2017

On the penultimate episode of the season, the guys talk about the over-the-top, total recommend of an action film, Air Force One! How in the world did the Secret Service botch this trip so badly? Does this movie start inside a fake action film? And h...Show More

Episode 310 - Transformers: The Last Knight

2:04:06 | Jul 11th, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang concludes the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza's Transformers-a-thon by tackling the recently released sequel, Transformers: The Last Knight! How on earth are there baby dinosaur robots? Why bother including Turturro s...Show More

Episode 309 - Encino Man

1:35:16 | Jul 4th, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang takes a break from the Transformers-a-thon to dive head-first into Sean Astin's Homemade Pool: The Movie a.k.a. Encino Man! How did the screenwriters not know how ice works? Is Pauly Shore's character the smartest one...Show More

WHM Mail Bag - Broken Remotes, Soviet Cinema(s), Gross Rags, and Creepy Dude Teachers

52:42 | Jul 1st, 2017

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys once again welcome Hooked on T.J. Hooker's Ben Worcester to read letters covering such family-friendly topics as insane dads with remote control control issues, friends wasting time in an ex-soviet movie theater...Show More

Episode 308 - Transformers: Age of Extinction

1:54:52 | Jun 27th, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes Hooked On T.J. Hooker's Ben Worcester into the studio to help tackle the ridiculously long and ridiculously dumb, Transformers: Age of Extinction! Why waste the best part of your movie by killing off T.J. Mil...Show More

Episode 307 - Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood: Live in Atlanta: Mozzarella Sticks

1:23:15 | Jun 22nd, 2017

On this week's special bonus show, it's "Friday the 13th VII: The New Blood" live from Atlanta! Recorded at the Punchline in April of 2017, listen as the gang braves the waves of enticing mozzarella stick odor to talk about the seventh film in the sl...Show More

Episode 306 - Transformers: Dark of the Moon

1:48:39 | Jun 20th, 2017

On this week's episode, our Transformers-a-thon for the first part of our 2017 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as we tackle the THIRD film in this ludicrous franchise, "Transformers: Dark of the Moon"! This week, we welcome our good friend, ...Show More

Episode 305 - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

1:53:16 | Jun 13th, 2017

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza: Transformers-a-thon Edition rolls on with the overstuffed second film, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen!" What's with that motorcycle shot, Michael Bay? How is that sexy lady also a rob...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Wonder Woman

49:17 | Jun 9th, 2017

On this WHM On-Screen, the gang welcomes Chelsea Jupin into the studio to chat about the new superhero hit, Patty Jenkins' "Wonder Woman!" The film has everything: from a strong, female superhero, to terrible German accents, to classic Hollywood-styl...Show More

Episode 304 - Transformers (2007)

1:49:37 | Jun 6th, 2017

On this week's episode, we kick off our 2017 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by diving into the first part of a 5-film marathon with Michael Bay's 2007 CGI nightmare, "Transformers"! Why did these robots need lips? How come this movie focuses on so m...Show More

WHM Mail Bag - Dying at the Movies, Public Freakouts, Cheeseburgers Down Your Pants, and Crotchety Dads

58:10 | May 31st, 2017

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads off stories about angry dads ruining seating arrangements at screenings, a dude possibly having cheeseburgers shoved down his pants, a guy dying during "300", people freaking out after shrooming, the rough...Show More

Episode 303 - Disclosure

1:36:26 | May 30th, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang accidentally finds themselves in a WHM Advanced Level episode as they discuss the ridiculously pathetic, Man Power film, "Disclosure"! Why is this film structured like "The Shining"? Why did we need all this virtual r...Show More

Episode 302 - Ninja III: The Domination

1:43:28 | May 23rd, 2017

On this week's episode, it's another entry in the already defunct Patreon Select series—it's Ninja III: The Domination! In one of the wildest films to come out of the Cannon Group, this movie features amazing elements like golf course massacres, expl...Show More

Episode 301 - AVP: Alien vs. Predator

1:44:32 | May 16th, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang finally gets around to talking about the absolute snooze-fest that is, "AVP: Alien vs. Predator!" How many classic science fiction films is this movie ripping off? Why did the screenwriters insist on linking the older...Show More

Episode 300 - 300

1:38:18 | May 9th, 2017

On this week's episode, what is somehow the THREE HUNDREDTH EPISODE of We Hate Movies the guys go big (and obvious) by tackling the terrible Zack Snyder film, 300! What's with all the hootin' and hollerin'? What did King Leonidas have against messeng...Show More

Episode 299 - Death Wish 3

1:37:44 | May 2nd, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang finally gets around to a Charles Bronson movie when they tear up Michael Winner's Death Wish 3! This action-packed sequel has so many amazing elements including, but not limited to: a magically exploding car, old men ...Show More

WHM Mail Bag - Steven from Charlotte, Passing Up Sex for Movies, Agitated Fathers, and Greening Out at the Multiplex

1:04:06 | Apr 30th, 2017

This month, the gang opens the mail bag to read letters about passing up sex to watch Raising Arizona, guys yelling in the video store, date night movie selection faux pas, and a classic What Are Yooooooooouuu Watching?! PLUS: Steven from Charlotte (...Show More

Episode 298 - Hot to Trot

1:35:07 | Apr 25th, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang takes on another Patreon selection with Michael Dinner's Hot to Trot! Why didn't Bobcat voice the horse and John Candy play the goofball son? What's with Dabney Coleman's fake teeth? And exactly how many horses died o...Show More

Episode 297 - Howard the Duck: Live! at the Bell House

1:29:52 | Apr 18th, 2017

On this week's episode, we're releasing last month's sold-out show from Brooklyn, it's Howard the Duck: Live! at the Bell House! At this show, we raised such important questions like: Does planet Duck World also contain Duckburg from Duck Tales? How ...Show More

Episode 296 - Sidekicks

1:53:53 | Apr 11th, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang finally gets around to talking about a Chuck Norris movie, and what better way to cut the red ribbon on this guy than ragging on the ridiculous Sidekicks?! What's with all these deranged fantasies Brandis's character ...Show More

Episode 295 - Overboard

1:50:28 | Apr 4th, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang finally finishes up the 2017 Listener Request Month by tackling the outright creepy "family" comedy, Overboard! How in the world did the police department allow this grift to start in the first place? What's with thes...Show More

Episode 294 - Power Rangers

2:00:06 | Mar 28th, 2017

On a very special episode, the gang interrupts their originally scheduled programming to bring you a recap of the absolutely ridiculous—but somehow watchable—new reboot, Power Rangers! A perfect entry point for a #trypod recommendation, this week's e...Show More

Episode 293 - Ultraviolet

1:47:11 | Mar 21st, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang fights tooth and nail to talk about the absolutely wretched "film," Ultraviolet! What's the story here—are they vampires, or what? What's with the script using the word "huh" so many times so rapidly? And what on Eart...Show More

Episode 292 - Highlander III: The Final Dimension

1:42:17 | Mar 14th, 2017

On this week's episode, Listener Request Month continues with a terrifying anonymous call requesting, Highlander III: The Final Dimension a.k.a. Highlander 3: The Final Conflict a.k.a. Highlander III: The Sorcerer! Marvel as this film totally retcons...Show More

Families with Bad Taste, Irrational Fears of Yoda, and Dudes Who Love "Grown Ups 2"

39:16 | Mar 12th, 2017

On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read letters from folks who have family with bad movie taste, irrational fears of Master Yoda, dated dudes who love Grown Ups 2, caught folks pleasuring themselves to other Sandler films, sexy-looking parents, and m...Show More

Episode 291 - The Last Airbender

1:50:00 | Mar 7th, 2017

On this week's episode, the 2017 Listener Request Month kicks off with the totally wretched M. Night Shyamalan disaster, The Last Airbender! Making it the fourth time one of Night's films has made it onto the show, this train wreck brings up question...Show More

Episode 290 - Tango & Cash

2:01:51 | Feb 28th, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang has a long-overdue conversation about the ridiculous 1989 action comedy, Tango & Cash! Was Jack Palance wilder here or in Batman? What's with Brion James' horrendous accent? And why did that bartender have those drum ...Show More

WHM On-Screen: The 89th Academy Awards

1:07:17 | Feb 24th, 2017

On a very special WHM On-Screen, the fellas gather 'round to chat about the upcoming Academy Awards ceremony. The 89th of its kind, the ceremony will be broadcast live this Sunday at 8:30pm Eastern on ABC. Topics covered on this episode include: "Whe...Show More

Episode 289 - Retroactive

1:33:12 | Feb 21st, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes favorite show punching bag, Jim Belushi, back with 1997's ridiculous time loop thriller, Retroactive! What's with Jim Belushi's terrible accent? How is this experiment so poorly guarded by the government? And...Show More

Episode 288 - My Father the Hero

1:40:31 | Feb 14th, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang gets grossed out by the 1994 daddy-daughter comedy, My Father the Hero! Couldn't the production have given Gérard a better haircut and nicer fitting clothes? How are we supposed to feel anything for this cold-blooded ...Show More

Episode 287 - Bee Movie

1:42:55 | Feb 7th, 2017

On this week's episode, the guys finally get around to tackling the poorly animated, poorly written, poorly acted, Bee Movie! Why have human bee-ings in this movie at all? What's with all the bee-related sexual innuendo? And really, honestly, why was...Show More

WHM Mail Bag - Potentially Lethal Duck Movies, Cinematic Conspiracy Theories, and Confirmation on Amy Adams' Niceness

1:02:11 | Feb 1st, 2017

On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read letters about cinematic conspiracy theories, Amy Adams being pleasant at a coffee shop, someone almost dying watching Howard the Duck, phony film professors, Thomas Haden Church crushing children's dreams, and ...Show More

Episode 286 - Independence Day: Resurgence

1:55:51 | Jan 31st, 2017

On the final (Some of the) Worst of 2016 episode, the guys tackle the total who-was-asking-for-this sequel, Independence Day: Resurgence! Why does the CGI look so terrible in this major blockbuster? Why did we need to squeeze back in the characters p...Show More

Episode 285 - Gods of Egypt

1:43:54 | Jan 24th, 2017

This week on the show, the guys chat about the silly, gold-bleeding, CGI dump, Gods of Egypt! Why was it so hard to cast even one Egyptian actor in a lead role here? What's with all that gold blood? And who thought that this human/god height differen...Show More

Episode 284 - Suicide Squad

1:54:33 | Jan 17th, 2017

This week on the show, our (Some of) the Worst of 2016 month continues with one of the most requested films in show history, the wretched Suicide Squad! Why do we need every single back story in here? Why jam pack so many characters in that no one ca...Show More

Episode 283 - Dirty Grandpa

1:50:20 | Jan 10th, 2017

On this week's episode, the gang takes a look at the ridiculous Big Box comedy, Dirty Grandpa! Why did that beach scene need to be so extreme? Do the makers of The Hangover have a case here? And why can't Dirty Grandpa just have sex and be done with ...Show More

Episode 282 - Collateral Beauty

2:01:25 | Jan 3rd, 2017

On the first episode of the new year, the guys hunker down for a month of chatting about some of the worst films of 2016! Up first is the pathetic excuse for a grief drama, Collateral Beauty! What's with this insane scheme? How does no one go to jail...Show More

WHM Mail Bag - Screaming Substitute Teachers, Dying at the Movies, and "Pump Up the Volume"'s Legacy

40:46 | Dec 29th, 2016

On the final WHM Mail Bag of the year, the guys chat about insanely fed-up substitute teachers, street brawls outside theaters, correcting people when you know you're right, whether Pump Up the Volume holds up, which movies they'd like to die to, and...Show More

Episode 281 - Batman & Robin: Live! at the Hollywood Improv

1:31:23 | Dec 27th, 2016

On the year-end episode of WHM, the guys are releasing their second of two shows—the first being Suburban Commando, released a few weeks back—recorded live in front of a sold out room, it's Batman & Robin: Live! at the Hollywood Improv! What was Mr. ...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Rogue One

47:40 | Dec 22nd, 2016

On this very special WHM On-Screen, the gang gather 'round to chat about the new Star Wars film, the pseudo-standalone prequel, Rogue One! Did we really need this many characters crammed in? What's with Forest Whitaker's robot feet? And was Peter Cus...Show More

Episode 280 - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

1:54:40 | Dec 20th, 2016

On this week's show, the gang brings the Christmas cheer as they rag on the sad sequel, The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause! What's with the weird Mrs. Claus Stockholm syndrome situation? Why do we need the counsel of lame holiday figures? And why ...Show More

Episode 279 - Demolition Man

1:58:06 | Dec 13th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang celebrates another year on the air by talking about the totally great, Demolition Man! How did this whole society forget how life was a mere thirty years prior? What's with Ventura getting almost entirely cut out of t...Show More

Episode 278 - End of Days

1:48:53 | Dec 6th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang goes to Hell with Arnold & Gabriel Byrne in the ridiculous paranormal action movie, End of Days! What's with that breakfast Arnie blends? Can the Devil fart grenades? And who saw that Udo Kier death coming? PLUS: Darr...Show More

Episode 277 - Surviving the Game

1:45:15 | Nov 29th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes a We Love Movies title as they talk about Ernest Dickerson's Surviving the Game! What's the cannibalism situation here? How did they allow Busey's character to get killed off so quickly? And what's with that ...Show More

WHM Mail Bag - Hurricane Late Fees, Parking Lot Hitchhikers, and Movie Theater Perverts

55:00 | Nov 28th, 2016

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about insane Blockbuster Video late fee policies, creepy multiplex parking lot hitchhikers, one totally insane X-Men marathon, and a creepy dude getting creepy in the wrong kind of movie theater. PL...Show More

Episode 276 - Suburban Commando: Live! at the Hollywood Improv

1:12:16 | Nov 24th, 2016

On this special Thanksgiving edition of WHM, the gang gives thanks for jokes by releasing a special live show—the first of two shows taped at the LA Podfest Preview Night—it's Suburban Commando: Live! at the Hollywood Improv! Recorded in front of a s...Show More

Episode 275 - The Happening

2:00:20 | Nov 22nd, 2016

This week, the guys welcome Justin J. Case back to the show to discuss the ridiculous nature disaster film, The Happening! How did Night think Marky Mark would make a believable science teacher? What's with Leguizamo's character letting that wedding ...Show More

Episode 274 - Fantastic Four (2005)

1:39:51 | Nov 15th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang targets the second of three times the Fantastic Four has been "introduced" to film audiences when they chat about 2005's Fantastic Four! What is with the random nature of that cosmic storm? How do you not film a launc...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Doctor Strange

43:56 | Nov 11th, 2016

On this On-Screen episode, the guys welcome back good friend, Justin J. Case, to chat about the latest—and greatest?—Marvel movie, Doctor Strange! Credit where credit's due, this run time is amazing! How do they rate Benedict Cumberbatch's American a...Show More

Episode 273 - Don't Tell Her It's Me

1:44:17 | Nov 8th, 2016

On this week's show, the gang goes back to Rom-com Land to talk about the totally insane, and genuinely creepy, Don't Tell Her It's Me! Also known as The Boyfriend School, the gang tears apart the film by asking such questions as: what's with the war...Show More

Episode 272 - Ghosts Can't Do It

1:39:55 | Nov 1st, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang finds themselves stuck in a strange realm somewhere between the Halloween Spooktacular, A Side Order of Sleaze, and the closest they'll come to an election special, with the totally disgusting and ridiculous, Ghosts C...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Ranking the "Halloween" Franchise

1:05:34 | Oct 28th, 2016

Happy Halloween! On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang chats about the entire Halloween franchise and ranks each film! Where do the guys put Halloween III: Season of the Witch? What is the worst sequel? And what about those Hellbilly Zombie movies?...Show More

WHM Mail Bag - WHM Origins, Break-up Recovery Films, and The Absolute Worst Way to Ruin Blade II for Someone

53:34 | Oct 26th, 2016

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys reveal some WHM origin stories, recommend their favorite post-break-up recovery films, read a story about abhorrent films to watch with your parents, and find out the absolute worst way one human being can ruin ...Show More

Episode 271 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

1:56:07 | Oct 25th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang concludes their Halloween Spooktacular by heading back into Franchise Town by discussing the insane sequel, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation! What's with the bionic leg McConaughey's sporting here? How man...Show More

Episode 270 - Ernest Scared Stupid

1:52:21 | Oct 18th, 2016

On this week's episode, the Halloween Spooktacular gets a hot stupidity injection as the gang chats about the final franchise entry to be released theatrically, Ernest Scared Stupid! Why aren't these parents doing more to keep their children away fro...Show More

Episode 269 - Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

1:52:02 | Oct 11th, 2016

On this week's terrifying episode, the gang dives deeper into the Halloween Spooktacular as they take a look at the wretched sequel, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers! Look how terrible this mask is! Is Michael Myers the only movie monster that c...Show More

Episode 268 - Pet Sematary II

1:57:14 | Oct 4th, 2016

On this week's episode, Chris Cabin makes his grand return just in time to kick off the 2016 Halloween Spooktacular as the gang riffs on the direct-to-video Pet Sematary II! Why did we need this stupid fake movie fake-out? What's with Clancy Brown's ...Show More

WHM Mail Bag - Theater Walkouts, Haneke High School and Movie Theater Parking Lot Sex

42:05 | Sep 29th, 2016

On the first WHM Mail Bag of season seven, the gang chats about what films they've walked out of, checked-out teachers showing their students the original Funny Games, projection booth flubs, horrendous Pittsburgh Batman fans, and listeners spotting ...Show More

Episode 267 - Hollow Man

1:43:28 | Sep 27th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang puts on their heat vision goggles to spy on Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man! What's with all this Nobel Prize talk? How does being invisible make him as strong as Jason Voorhees? And is that scientist looking at pornography...Show More

Episode 266 - Anaconda

1:50:25 | Sep 20th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang decides to tackle one of the most infamous "bad" movies out there: Anaconda! How do you have a scroll with no narration outside of Star Wars? What's with that Danny Trejo suicide? And what in the world is Jon Voight d...Show More

Episode 265 - The Substitute 2: School's Out

1:39:45 | Sep 13th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang goes back to school with Treat Williams in, The Substitute 2: School's Out! Is he really bringing luggage to a funeral? How many mercenaries retire to become teachers? And is that janitor living in the school's boiler...Show More

Episode 264 - The Amazing Spider-Man 2

1:52:25 | Sep 6th, 2016

On the sooner-than-expected return of We Hate Movies the gang gathers back together early to chat about The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (and also to plug their newly added second show at the Hollywood Improv)! Why do we need to see so much Campbell Scott: S...Show More

WHM Summer Rerun - Silver Bullet

1:42:27 | Sep 1st, 2016

Original Air Date: October 1st, 2012 On this spooky summer rerun, the guys reminisce about one of the greatest Gary Busey films of all time, Silver Bullet! How does this mother allow her son to accept this crazy motorcycle wheelchair gift? How is Gar...Show More

Episode 263 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (Live)

1:24:52 | Aug 30th, 2016

Recorded live in Rochester, July 16th, 2016 On this episode, the gang treks out to the Little Theatre to chat about the completely worthless sequel, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III! How could they cut the budget for these turtle puppets? How was no ...Show More

WHM Summer Rerun - The Haunting

1:33:59 | Aug 25th, 2016

Original Air Date: October 25th, 2011 The gang continues their summer break and reruns a really old Spooktacular episode on The Haunting! What's with Owen Wilson's Gap sweaters? Was this really the best way for Liam Neeson to discover a cure for fear...Show More

WHM Summer Rerun - Halloween III: Season of the Witch

1:37:12 | Aug 18th, 2016

Original Air Date: January 17th, 2012 On this very sweaty summer rerun, the guys try to cool off by reminiscing about one of the all-time fan favorites, the show's 41st episode, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! How hilarious is this alcoholic doct...Show More

Episode 262 - Jupiter Ascending (Live)

1:07:42 | Aug 16th, 2016

Recorded live in Brooklyn, June 11th, 2016 On this episode, the gang heads to Union Hall in Brooklyn to talk about the insane space debacle, Jupiter Ascending! What's with these half-humanoid, half-animal creatures? Did the film need all the incest t...Show More

WHM Summer Rerun - Dracula 2000

1:39:46 | Aug 11th, 2016

Original Air Date: August 21st, 2012 The guys continue their summer break from production, but offer up a rerun on the totally ridiculous, Dracula 2000! What's with all these silly super burglars? Why does Dracula need to go to a Virgin Megastore? An...Show More

WHM Summer Rerun - Addicted to Love

1:42:13 | Aug 4th, 2016

Original Air Date: April 9th, 2013 As the guys take a few weeks off, WHM goes into Summer Reruns! First up: an episode from several years back on the insane romantic comedy, Addicted to Love! How are we supposed to feel sympathy for Ryan and Broderic...Show More

Episode 261 - Predator 2 (Live)

1:16:15 | Aug 2nd, 2016

Recorded live in Chicago, April 16th, 2015 On this special episode, the gang chats about the all-too-fun, Predator 2! What's with Danny Glover crashing all those cars? Why is the Predator skinning all those dudes, but we see zero peen? And how come ...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Kids' Birthdays, R-rated Movie Sneaks, and Late-in-Life Masturbation Discoveries

56:22 | Jul 29th, 2016

On the final WHM Mail Bag of the season, the guys read letters from parents pondering whether they should see the gang live in Los Angeles, folks sneaking into Will Smith movies over lame Star Trek sequels, and one individual who witnessed a man admi...Show More

Episode 260 - Con Air

1:40:08 | Jul 26th, 2016

On the season finale of We Hate Movies, the gang gets together one last time this summer to chat about a real We Love Movies selection, Con Air! Is Cage's character using Doritos as currency in prison? What's with that Dave Chappelle puppet? And why ...Show More

Animation Damnation #30 - The Real Ghostbusters

38:33 | Jul 21st, 2016

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang chats about the absolutely ridiculous cartoon adaptation, The Real Ghostbusters! The episode in question, "They Call me MISTER Slimer," originally aired September 18th, 1987. Throughout it's very long ...Show More

Episode 259 - Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

1:56:08 | Jul 19th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang takes the #SBE2016 up to the stars to chat about the super lame sequel, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier! Featuring the exciting return of beloved cast member, Chris Cabin, the gang gets into the nitty-gritty of the Tr...Show More

Episode 258 - Lady in the Water

1:36:20 | Jul 12th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang throws a pool party while they chat about the biggest letdown of 2006, M. Night Shyamalan's Lady in the Water! How does a director totally waste such an amazing cast? Why are these apartment complex residents agreeing...Show More

Episode 257 - Wild Wild West

1:51:28 | Jul 5th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to chat about the 1999 summer blockbuster disaster, Wild Wild West! What's with all the really bad green screened desert? Who thought Kevin Kline dressing as a woman mu...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Bad Movie Taste, Elderly Theater Patrons, and too Much Long John Silver's

57:00 | Jun 30th, 2016

On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, the guys welcome friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to read another round of zany letters! This time they're dealing with tales of rude, elderly movie theater patrons, Buffalo Wild Wings waiters with terrible taste in...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Game of Thrones Season 6

49:50 | Jun 29th, 2016

On this edition of WHM On-Screen the guys take a look back at the explosive sixth season of HBO's Game of Thrones! It should go without saying that this episode contains a massive, massive, massive amount of spoilers and that you should not listen un...Show More

Episode 256 - Another 48 Hrs.

1:43:20 | Jun 28th, 2016

On this week's show, the #SBE2016 rolls into Unnecessary Sequel Country as the gang discusses the totally unwanted, Another 48 Hrs.! How do they not set up the 48 hours time table in the final cut? Why are they not both private detectives in this one...Show More

Animation Damnation #29 - Street Fighter

37:30 | Jun 23rd, 2016

On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang chats about a horrible cartoon failure--the Street Fighter series! The episode in question, "Getting to Guile," originally aired November 4th, 1995. What was with that USA Network cartoon block? Why is ...Show More

Episode 255 - Street Fighter

1:56:52 | Jun 21st, 2016

On this week's episode, the #SBE2016 enters Video Game Adaptation Country as the gang welcomes the titular Vinny Brusco of The Vinny Brusco Show to join in the rant against 1994's Street Fighter! What's with the severe lack of street fighting in the ...Show More

Episode 254 - Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

1:58:39 | Jun 14th, 2016

On this week's episode, the #SBE2016 rolls on with the 1991 cult classic, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead! As the guys chat about this "We Love Movies" selection, questions come up including: What was with that deleted story arc where one of the...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

39:05 | Jun 10th, 2016

The gang takes you into the weekend with an all-new WHM On-Screen talking about the latest example of cinematic turtle power, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows! What was the thinking behind that Krang voice casting? Take a look at that...Show More

Episode 253 - Speed 2: Cruise Control

1:44:19 | Jun 7th, 2016

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza hits the high seas for the boring, totally unnecessary sequel, Speed 2: Cruise Control! Why bother going ahead with this movie once Keanu dropped out? But if you are going ahead with it, why...Show More

WHM On-Screen: X-Men: Apocalypse

36:55 | Jun 3rd, 2016

On this episode of WHM On-Screen, Andrew and Steve give their thoughts on the latest entry into the X-Men saga, X-Men: Apocalypse! Did we really need Magneto to be taking up space in this movie? That Quicksilver sequence was pretty fantastic, though....Show More

Animation Damnation #28 - X-Men

34:46 | Jun 2nd, 2016

On this episode of Animation Damnation the guys break down what is, without question, the absolute worst episode of the X-Men animated series, "Jubilee's Fairy Tale Theater." Originally airing November 16th, 1996, the episode showcases Jubilee's secr...Show More

Episode 252 - X-Men: The Last Stand

2:02:35 | May 31st, 2016

On the kick-off of the 2016 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Private Cabin's Sean Weiner, to talk about the disastrous Brett Ratner mutant murder spree, X-Men: The Last Stand! What's with the off-screen Cycl...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: DJ DEA Agents, Listening to WHM in Class, and Things Not to Do with Italian Dressing

45:05 | May 27th, 2016

On this round of WHM Mail Bag correspondence, the guys read letters about gross arcades getting raided by the DEA, creepy dates with dudes passing off dubious movie trivia as suave lines, and a certain obese action star being a total ass to kids! If ...Show More

Episode 251 - Kindergarten Cop 2

1:51:15 | May 24th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang once again shatters the Ten Year Rule to talk about the totally unnecessary sequel, Kindergarten Cop 2! What's with this weirdo janitor/technology teacher, Hal? Why wouldn't the F.B.I. just get a search warrant and ch...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Captain America: Civil War

38:01 | May 20th, 2016

On this episode of WHM On-Screen the guys finally get around to sharing their thoughts about the latest entry into the MCU, Captain America: Civil War! Topics discussed include the fact that the film is just, "The Avengers without all that Thor magic...Show More

Episode 250 - Highlander II: The Quickening

1:47:10 | May 17th, 2016

On this very special 250th episode of We Hate Movies, the gang celebrates by finally talking about the ridiculous sequel, Highlander II: The Quickening! What's with the entire retcon of all we learned in the first film? Did we really need all that al...Show More

Episode 249 - American Dreamz

1:40:50 | May 10th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back comedian and long time friend of the show, Justin J. Case, as they try to wrap their heads around the complete and total satirical misfire that is, American Dreamz! Why try to lampoon so many institution...Show More

Episode 248 - Waterworld (Live!)

1:19:01 | May 3rd, 2016

Recorded December 12th,2015This week on the show, the gang is LIVE from the D.C. Improv tochat about the ridiculous blockbuster flub, Waterworld!Why did they make this "hero" so deplorable? How could someone notbe able to swim in a place called Water...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Peein' at the Arcade, Dirty Diapers in the Theater, and One Ticked Off BvS Superfan

56:05 | Apr 29th, 2016

On this episode of WHM Mail Bag, the guys welcome friend and special guest, Justin J. Case, to read letters about a guy who was almost beaten by video game hustlers, a person who wet themselves due to excessive Dr. Pepper intake and a real love of Te...Show More

Episode 247 - Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector

1:34:20 | Apr 26th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang scrapes the bottom of the barrel with the 2006 fart-a-thon, Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector! How many diarrhea scenes do we need? What's with all the talk about having sex with mannequins? And is Larry as a grow...Show More

Animation Damnation #27 - Centurions

35:51 | Apr 25th, 2016

On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang talks about the insane toy commercial cartoon, Centurions! The episode in question, "Day of the Animals," raises concerns such as why cybernetic animals in the first place? Did they actually invent wi-f...Show More

Episode 246 - The Wizard

1:59:20 | Apr 19th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang gets around to a long-promised discussion on the ridiculous Nintendo-commercial film, The Wizard! How did anyone find Fred Savage characters appealing in the 80s? What's with all the video game street gambling? And ju...Show More

Episode 245 - My Best Friend's Wedding

1:40:06 | Apr 12th, 2016

This week on the show, the guys tackle one of the creepiest rom-coms Hollywood ever created -- it's My Best Friend's Wedding! How in the world are we supposed to get behind a protagonist like Jules? Is Dermot Mulroney's character a secret murderer? A...Show More

Episode 244 - Dungeons & Dragons

1:35:54 | Apr 5th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang finally wraps up the 2016 Listener Request Month with the sad sack, totally unwanted, fantasy nightmare, Dungeons & Dragons! How much could that castle have cost that Jeremy Irons absolutely needed to do this movie? I...Show More

Animation Damnation #26 - The Raccoons

32:45 | Mar 31st, 2016

On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang tackles the pilot episode of the oddly crass, Canadian cartoon, The Raccoons! The episode in question, "Surprise Attack!", originally aired sometime in the great year 1985. Why do we have to see more fe...Show More

Episode 243 - Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

2:20:17 | Mar 29th, 2016

This is a WHM Emergency Broadcast! The 10 Year Rule is torn asunder this week as the guys cut into the schedule to record a lengthy rant on Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice! Why is Batman shooting so many people in the face? How did Superman botch...Show More

Episode 242 - Antitrust

1:41:55 | Mar 22nd, 2016

On this episode, the gang continues the--randomly selected--Listener Request Month with a chat about the 2001 cyber thriller, Antitrust! Did this movie feel about five years too late to any one else? Could the Pepsi/Pringles product placement get any...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Horrible Hook-up Movies, Bee Movie Podcasts & How to Ruin The Godfather

35:30 | Mar 17th, 2016

On this episode of the Mail Bag, the guys read some letters from folks trying to hook up to inappropriate movies, people going into Old Boy blind, movie theater masturbators, and one letter about a big jerk ruining a screening of the restoration of T...Show More

Episode 241 - Nightmare Beach

1:46:44 | Mar 15th, 2016

On this episode, the gang continues Listener Request Month with the too-little-too-late 80s slasher, Nightmare Beach! Why would director Umberto Lenzi try to deny he directed this classic gem? Was this actor the absolute best thespian to audition for...Show More

Episode 240 - A Letter from Death Row

1:40:52 | Mar 8th, 2016

On this episode, the gang goes to the Big House to rip into the head-scratching-ly bad, Bret Michaels passion project, A Letter from Death Row! Who on this earth thought this deserved to be made? What's with all those stupid chapters? And do these fi...Show More

Episode 239 - The Shadow

1:48:30 | Mar 1st, 2016

This week on the show, the gang kicks off another Listener Request Month by tackling the ridiculous snooze-fest, The Shadow! What kind of a name is Lamont Cranston? Is The Shadow participating in sex tourism? And how did Alec Baldwin get around shavi...Show More

Animation Damnation #25 - Road Rovers

41:45 | Feb 29th, 2016

On this episode of Animation Damnation, Steve & Andrew chat about a ridiculous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rip-off, Road Rovers! So were they dogs first or people first? Why would world leaders donate their pets for this experiment? And why introduc...Show More

WHM On-Screen: The 88th Academy Awards

37:28 | Feb 26th, 2016

On this very special WHM On-Screen, we make contact with the alternate dimension to track down Chris Cabin, bringing the gang back together to chat about the Oscars! Why did everyone love Brooklyn so much? Does anyone actually care about The Danish G...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Deadpool

34:21 | Feb 24th, 2016

On this episode of WHM On-Screen, Andrew and Steve sit down to chat about the mega-success that is Deadpool. Throughout the talk, the two give their complaints & grievances with the film, and also mention what they really liked about it. Not shocking...Show More

Episode 238 - Olympus Has Fallen (Live in D.C.)

1:13:03 | Feb 23rd, 2016

Record live at the D.C. Improv in Washington, D.C. - December 12th, 2015 On this week's episode, the guys are ragging on the ridiculous terrorism thriller, Olympus Has Fallen! Was anyone fooled by Dylan McDermott's traitor character? Will Morgan Free...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Sweet Valentine Tales, Larry the Cable Guy Fandom, and Failed Summer Camp Hook-ups

46:16 | Feb 18th, 2016

On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read stories about romantically sweet Harry Potter dates, aggressive judgements about Larry the Cable Guy fans, and one disastrous screening of an Oscar-winning film that also botched a potential orgy. PLUS: Steve's...Show More

Episode 237 - The Watcher

1:26:20 | Feb 16th, 2016

This week on the show, the guys try to make heads or tails of the 2000 serial killer flop, The Watcher! What's with Keanu's dancing at the beginning? Is Spader believable as this broken F.B.I. agent? And why don't they just kiss already? PLUS: Keanu'...Show More

Episode 236 - Daredevil

1:47:55 | Feb 9th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang takes on the Valentine's 2003 superhero movie, Daredevil! Could Affleck be any stiffer as the titular Devil from Hell's Kitchen? What's with all the Nü Metal on this soundtrack? And could they make a great character l...Show More

Episode 235 - American Shaolin: King of the Kickboxers II (or No Retreat, No Surrender 5)

1:50:19 | Feb 2nd, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang gets back to their roots by railing on a good, old fashioned, "White Guy Karate" movie: it's American Shaolin: King of the Kickboxers II! Is this the most obnoxious, American pig in all of white guy martial arts? How ...Show More

Animation Damnation #24 - Be Cool, Scooby-Doo!

31:00 | Jan 29th, 2016

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang chats about the latest cartoon incarnation of the Scooby Gang, Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! What's with Welker hogging all the roles? Why sex-up Velma? And is this actually good? PLUS: Fred introduces the gang...Show More

Episode 234 - The Last Witch Hunter

1:42:43 | Jan 26th, 2016

On the final episode of the Worst of 2015, the gang gets real tough and real magical as they sit through the magically tough fantasy action thrill ride--question mark?--The Last Witch Hunter! What's with Vin Diesel saying "magic" every six seconds? D...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Unruly Audiences, Projection Mishaps, and Straight Up Messing Yourself

1:00:00 | Jan 21st, 2016

On this month's Mail Bag, the gang reads letters from folks who want to become professional wrestlers, had their Hateful Eight audience lose its cool, frequented a multiplex with wretched projection, and even, oh boy, shit their pants at the movies! ...Show More

Episode 233 - Pixels

1:56:52 | Jan 19th, 2016

On this week's episode, the Worst of 2015 month continues as the gang levels down to watch one of two Adam Sandler movies to come out last year, the totally inept Pixels! Why did we need the first fifteen minutes of this movie to explain what arcades...Show More

Episode 232 - Russell Madness

1:57:18 | Jan 12th, 2016

On this week's episode, the gang continues their Worst of 2015 month with an off-brand family film, the wrestling dog epic, Russell Madness! How many dogs-doing-things movies will this same company make? Why doesn't this arena rent out to other event...Show More

Episode 231 - Entourage

1:55:23 | Jan 5th, 2016

On the first episode of 2016, the gang kicks off a month-long look at some of the worst films of 2015, and what better way to start than with one of the most unnecessary films to ever exist, Entourage! Why did they not bother to put any kind of confl...Show More

Animation Damnation #23 - Rudolph's Shiny New Year

36:00 | Dec 31st, 2015

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys chat about the ridiculous Rankin & Bass holiday special, Rudolph's Shiny New Year, which originally aired December 10th, 1976. Is this anything more than a cheap cash grab off the success of the first ...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Theater Tag Alongs, Embarrassing Movie Moments & Crucified Muppets

40:15 | Dec 28th, 2015

On this month's Mail Bag episode, the guys read stories about obnoxious movie theater tag alongs, horrendously embarrasing movie moments (and the friendships that are tested during them), and one extreme example of eating healthy. PLUS: Was there a M...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

50:00 | Dec 23rd, 2015

On this episode of WHM On-Screen: Long story short - we liked it a lot.

Episode 230 - Santa Claus: The Movie

1:43:46 | Dec 22nd, 2015

On the Christmas episode of We Hate Movies, the guys check out the ridiculous holiday classic? -- Santa Claus: The Movie! What's with the opening of the film featuring Santa and Mrs. Claus freezing to death? Where did these elves come up with this Sa...Show More

Episode 229 - Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

1:44:20 | Dec 15th, 2015

On this week's episode, Star Wars Week continues here at We Hate Movies as the guys talk about the much-longer-than-Star Wars Star Wars film, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones! Marvel at the horrendous dialogue! Be confused by the convolut...Show More

WHM On-Screen: The Star Wars Holiday Special

57:26 | Dec 14th, 2015

On this special On-Screen rerun to kick off Star Wars Week here at WHM, the gang revisits the time they traveled to a galaxy far, far away around the holidays and found The Star Wars Holiday Special! Remember this beloved holiday conversation as Andr...Show More

Episode 228 - Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

1:37:10 | Dec 8th, 2015

On We Hate Movies' 5th anniversary show, the gang sits down to chat about the unnecessary - but not terrible! - sequel, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey! Witness the rare George Carlin action sequence! Marvel at the horribly dated slurs! Bow before the ann...Show More

Episode 227 - Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation

1:35:20 | Dec 1st, 2015

On this week's episode, the gang heads to Dark Heart's summer camp in the totally batshit insane, Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation! What's with the whole retconning of the Care Bear universe? What's the big deal about becoming 'Camp Champ'? And ...Show More

Episode 226 - Weekend at Bernie's II

1:44:30 | Nov 24th, 2015

On this week's episode, the gang goes back to the beach to spend another couple days with Rich, Larry, and old Bern in Weekend at Bernie's II! How did they not have a more... accurate production design with that porno theater? What happened with Gwen...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Puke, Podcast Bonding, and Porno Tape Mix-ups

27:10 | Nov 19th, 2015

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads some fan letters sparking a chat about accidentally returning porno to the video store, Freddy vs. Jason sex play, throwing up at the movies, as well as a letter from one happy couple who found love with t...Show More

WHM On-Screen: Spectre

23:10 | Nov 18th, 2015

On this episode of WHM On-Screen, the gang sits down to have a quick chat about Spectre. A slight case of "Different Opinions on We Hate Movies" turns up as the guys debate things like the merits of all the franchise references, that Sam Smith song, ...Show More

Episode 225 - Weekend at Bernie's

1:39:31 | Nov 17th, 2015

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off a two week Bernie-a-thon with the coked-out, bad decision-filled nonsense-fest, Weekend at Bernie's! How do you create such lackluster mafia characters? How does no one see how creepy Silverman's character i...Show More

Animation Damnation #22 - James Bond Jr.

40:39 | Nov 12th, 2015

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the guys tackle the totally wrongheaded James Bond Jr.! The episode in question, "Garden of Evil", which aired December 4th, 1991, raises such burning questions as why is James Bond Jr. the nephew of James Bond...Show More

Episode 224 - Supergirl

1:54:40 | Nov 10th, 2015

On this episode, the gang heads back to the comic world to chat about the disasterous, embarrassing, lazy, multi-cut, train wreck, Supergirl! Why does Faye Dunaway need to be a witch in this movie? What's with the instant love spell excluding dudes? ...Show More

Episode 223 - Never Say Never Again

1:53:03 | Nov 3rd, 2015

On this week's episode, the gang gets all dolled up in their best tuxedos and terrible hair pieces to chat about the 1983 (unofficial) Bond film, Never Say Never Again! Could they not pony up the extra dough for the traditional shoot at the camera op...Show More

WHM On-Screen: The Friday the 13th Franchise

47:28 | Oct 30th, 2015

On this spooktacular edition of WHM On-Screen, the gang ranks the entire Friday the 13th franchise from best to worst! Going off of Chris Cabin's column on Collider, Andrew, Steve, and Eric go through their favorite entries and most hated sequels one...Show More

Animation Damnation #21 - Beetlejuice

33:14 | Oct 29th, 2015

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang keeps things spooktacular as they rip into the terribly ill-conceived cartoon adaptation, Beetlejuice! The episode in question is entitled, "Laugh of the Party", which originally aired October 7th, 198...Show More

Episode 222 - Thinner

1:41:17 | Oct 27th, 2015

On this episode, the 2015 Halloween Spooktacular wraps up as the gang takes a bite out of the lame Stephen King (or should we say Richard Bachman?) adaptation, Thinner! Why wasn't Stephen King's character cursed as well? We get the motivation for the...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Weird NYC Tales, Library Creeps, and Terrifying Advertising

38:10 | Oct 26th, 2015

On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, the gang makes contact with long lost co-host, Chris Cabin, to talk about strange New York City stories, pervs hanging around libraries, and different movie advertisements that freaked us out. PLUS: Eric vs. Al Roker ...Show More

Episode 221 - Freddy vs. Jason

1:52:03 | Oct 20th, 2015

This week on the 2015 WHM Spooktacular, it's Franchise Time as the gang heads to Crystal Lake by way of Springwood to challenge the long awaited 2003 monster team-up, Freddy vs. Jason! Why do they insist on reminding us about Freddy and Jason's backs...Show More

Episode 220 - Killer Workout

1:30:24 | Oct 13th, 2015

On this week's episode, our Halloween Spooktacular turn steps, hop turns and high kicks into week two with the totally sleazy Killer Workout! Are there secret deleted porn scenes from this film? How did Rhonda's Workout not get shut down by the polic...Show More

Episode 219 - Brainscan

1:47:25 | Oct 6th, 2015

On this week's episode, the 2015 Halloween Spooktacular kicks off in rare form as the WHM gang tackles Brainscan! Did they really think Trickster was going to be the next Freddy or Pinhead? Why do the rules of this game change every time Furlong play...Show More

Animation Damnation #20 - G.I. Joe Part 2

34:15 | Sep 30th, 2015

On the second and final episode of September's all-request Animation Damnation, the guys head back to Joe Town with an episode of G.I. Joe that explores the exciting highs and tragic lows of Cobra's financial woes! The episode in question is "Cold Sl...Show More

Episode 218 - The Devil's Advocate

1:55:27 | Sep 29th, 2015

On this week's episode, Listener Request Month comes to a close as the gang makes a deal with the world's shortest Satan -- it's The Devil's Advocate! Why does the movie bother having a big reveal scene at the end when we know the entire time that Pa...Show More

WHM Mail Bag: Bad Jobs, Crying at Movies and Our Favorite Simpsons Moments

23:20 | Sep 24th, 2015

This month on the Mail Bag, we chat about some of the worst jobs we've ever had, what some of our favorite moments from The Simpsons are, and one listener writes in to tell us about the most extreme way to avoid admitting you cried during a crappy mo...Show More

Episode 217 - The Dead Pool

1:48:54 | Sep 22nd, 2015

On this week's episode, Listener Request Month rolls on as the gang takes a trip to foggy San Francisco for a ride along with Dirty Harry Callahan in the super silly, super murder-y The Dead Pool! What's with the useless C-grade mafia story line? Has...Show More