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Movie Maintenance

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Equal parts fan fiction, review show and armchair producing as we look at Hollywood's greats and not-so-greats. Join us as we propose a very simple premise; we can do it better. Movie Maintenance - because some films just need fixing.

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Fast Furious (FINAL SHOW LIVE!)

56:38 | May 31st, 2018

In which our heroes maintain Fast Furious in their final ever Movie Maintenance recorded Live at the Eureka Hotel in Richmond. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives ...Show More

Downsizing

43:56 | May 3rd, 2018

It's a fitting film to focus on fixing for the final studio episode of Movie Maintenance. Neither Carney or Handsome Tom, or even Drobb - who often finds things to like in most films - could find many positives with Alexander Payne's latest. Catch it...Show More

Yellow & Black (The Richmond FC Story)

45:57 | Apr 25th, 2018

In 2017 the Richmond Football Club did the unthinkable: they won the AFL Premiership, breaking one of the longest droughts in the sport's history. Here, Carney gives you his take on the season that was. His 'How Good's Footy?' co-hosts, Handsome Tom ...Show More

Termynaytyr Legacy

42:51 | Apr 19th, 2018

Gabe does for Arnie's Terminator, what Logan did for Jackman's Wolverine. Handsome Tom and Carney love it, and we think you will too. Hassle the creators of the show on twitter: Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamas ...Show More

Challenge - Win Vin Diesel an Oscar

48:56 | Apr 12th, 2018

Another new format we're toying with! Here, Kath, Carney and Handsome Tom set themselves a challenge to pitch a movie that could win Vin Diesel an Oscar. Hassle the creators of the show on twitter: Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Damian: twitte...Show More

mother!

48:11 | Apr 5th, 2018

It seems that not many people saw it, but those that did can't agree on whether it was any good. Two of these people are Carney and Handsome Tom, so Kath is here to offer up a new version of mother! that will hopefully please all. Come for the witty ...Show More

Garbage vs Gold - Rogue One

39:48 | Mar 29th, 2018

Introducing a brand new format for the show, Drobb plays adjudicator to Gabe and Tom who debate one of the biggest issues that has ever been: is Rogue One garbage or gold? Hassle the creators of the show on twitter: Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdo...Show More

MM101 - MCU and DCU Supervillains

48:14 | Mar 22nd, 2018

Carney leads Drobb and Handsome Tom through a chat about the biggest baddies from the comic book movie universe. Hassle the creators of the show on twitter: Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamas Gabe: twitter.com/gob...Show More

Inside Out

47:42 | Mar 15th, 2018

Handsome Tom pitches an R-rated version of Inside Out, and drops a few C-bombs along the way. Carney marvels at a character named Tug. Kath calls Tom a bitch and is not sorry. Hassle the creators of the show on twitter: Carney: twitter.com/sidekick...Show More

47 Ronin

50:20 | Mar 8th, 2018

Carney fixes 47 Ronin. Handsome Tom reckons the film would've been better if it had been about 47 Ronan Keatings. Drobb stays silent. Hassle the creators of the show on twitter: Carney: twitter.com/sidekickofdowie Damian: twitter.com/MiddayPyjamas ...Show More

MM101 - A Little Dialogue About Dialogue

47:27 | Mar 1st, 2018

In another instalment of our MM101 episodes, Damo, Gabe and Kath chat about dialogue - the good, the bad, and how they come up with it in the first place.

I, Tonya

43:54 | Feb 22nd, 2018

In which our heroes maintain I, Tonya. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ W...Show More

The Greatest Showman

45:53 | Feb 15th, 2018

In which our heroes maintain The Greatest Showman. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com...Show More

Jumanji (Welcome to the Jungle)

49:16 | Feb 7th, 2018

In which our heroes talk about The Rock and try not to get any of that Jungle Fever I've been hearing about. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase ...Show More

Oscars Breakdown

1:05:50 | Feb 1st, 2018

In which our heroes misread the autocue, open the wrong envelope, and get stuck in the toilet when their names get read out as they discuss the Oscar nominations. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/5352808301496...Show More

Franchise Fatigue

53:31 | Jan 25th, 2018

In which our heroes maintain franchise fatigue. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/li...Show More

The Omen

1:00:12 | Jan 18th, 2018

In which our heroes discover a suspicious tattoo on a small boy’s head, procure the Seven Sacred Daggers of Megiddo, and then do it all for Damien as they pitch a new Omen movie. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/grou...Show More

Year in Review (LIVE!)

1:05:43 | Dec 21st, 2017

In which our heroes head down to Some Velvet Morning in Clifton Hill, grab a beer, and take to the stage as they recap the year in film and tv...live! Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check...Show More

Justice League

1:13:27 | Dec 14th, 2017

In which our heroes discover their true powers, bond over their mothers' shared name, and ultimately learn to come together and work as a team, as they go about fixing Justice League. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com...Show More

Scooby Doo (Feat. Jackson Baly)

1:14:19 | Dec 7th, 2017

In which our heroes run from ghosts, chow down on some snacks, and act like pesky kids who get in the way as they pitch Coolsville (Scooby Doo). Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out o...Show More

Thor Ragnarok

57:25 | Nov 30th, 2017

In which our heroes travel the Bifrost Bridge, hold onto their hammers and pitch a tent in Asgard as they retool Thor Ragnarok. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives...Show More

Kingsman: The Golden Circle.

49:01 | Nov 23rd, 2017

In which our heroes leave their hoodlum lives behind, become emotionless gentleman/lady spies, and sing a bit of John Denver as they re-tool Kingsman: The Golden Circle. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280...Show More

Toxic Fandom - Or How I Learned to Stop Being a Douche and Let Others Enjoy Things

56:13 | Nov 16th, 2017

In which our heroes thumb their noses at Szechuan Sauce, prove they're not "true" Muppets fans, and brave the wrath of arseholes everywhere as they discuss Toxic Fandom. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; h...Show More

Wonder Woman

1:06:37 | Nov 9th, 2017

In which our heroes travel to a magical hidden island, defy their mother's wishes, and get caught up in the war to end all wars as they take on Wonder Woman. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sa...Show More

High School Musical 3

1:15:02 | Nov 2nd, 2017

In which our heroes turn back time, hide from the bullies and try to impress the Queen Bee, as they pitch an alternate version of High School Musical 3. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sanspan...Show More

The Snowmen (The Abominable Snowman)

1:06:18 | Oct 26th, 2017

In which our heroes pack some warm, meet a German Lama, and welcome a special guest into the studio as they bring you The Snowmen. Want to catch our first interstate live show? Just head to; https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=325661& Want...Show More

The Creature from the Black Lagoon

1:02:44 | Oct 19th, 2017

In which our heroes find a rubber suit, go for a swim and terrorise townsfolk as they pitch The Creature from the Black Lagoon. Want to catch our first interstate live show? Just head to; https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=325661& Want to h...Show More

Dorian Gray

58:34 | Oct 12th, 2017

In which our heroes dress up like Dandies, become really really ridiculously good looking, and make a deal with the devil as they pitch Dorian Gray. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Pod...Show More

What Makes Horror Scary?

1:01:21 | Oct 5th, 2017

In which our heroes lose their virginity, drink to excess and ask who’s there in an empty room as they question what makes horror scary? Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sansp...Show More

The Sad Games (aka The Hunger Games)

55:27 | Sep 28th, 2017

In which our heroes volunteer as Tribute, don their flaming clothes, and stick three fingers in the air as they fix The Hunger Games. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspants...Show More

Game of Thrones Season 7 (Live from Melbourne Fringe!)

1:09:38 | Sep 21st, 2017

In which our handsome heroes take their turns giving Game of Thrones S7 the business, one after the other, all night long. Gabe works on Winterfell, Carney cracks it at King's Landing and Handsome Tom handles The Hound. Check out our upcoming lives ...Show More

Troy Story

1:08:16 | Sep 14th, 2017

In which our heroes dye their hair blonde, launch 1000 ships, and take some immortality as they fix Troy. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/liv...Show More

Do Androbbs Dream of Electric Ideas?

54:43 | Sep 7th, 2017

In which our heroes stroke their beards, muse in the shower and drop acid in your bathtub as they discuss where their ideas come from. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Fringe and UK tour right here; http://www.san...Show More

John Wick Chapter 2

1:07:59 | Aug 31st, 2017

In which our heroes kill his dog, again, steal his car, again, and learn not to get him started, again, as they fix John Wick 2. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Fringe and UK tour right here; http://www.sanspants...Show More

The Room

49:04 | Aug 24th, 2017

In which our heroes stock up on spoons, throw some footballs and get torn apart as they take on The Room. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Fringe and UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want ...Show More

Baby Driver

1:00:20 | Aug 17th, 2017

In which our heroes buckle in, rip up the handbrake and thumb noses at positive reviews as they fix Baby Driver. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Fringe and UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ ...Show More

(Mighty Morphin) Power Rangers

1:13:23 | Aug 10th, 2017

In which our heroes go back to high school as adults, unlock the power of the morph and form a megazord as they battle to fix Power Rangers. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspant...Show More

Animorphs

56:31 | Aug 3rd, 2017

In which our heroes receive powers from a blue centaur, morph into a selection of animals, and try to avoid getting slugs in their ears as they try to reboot Animorphs. To hear the rest of Boone Shepard's American Adventure, head on over to https://...Show More

King Arthur - Legend of the Sword

1:05:59 | Jul 27th, 2017

In which our heroes pull swords from stones, cast David Beckham and get their cockney geezer on as they fix Guy Ritchie's King Arthur. To hear the rest of Boone Shepard's American Adventure, head on over to https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product...Show More

The Evolution of the Blockbuster + Boone Shepard's American Adventure Chapter 1

1:12:30 | Jul 20th, 2017

In which our heroes grab some popcorn, a pair of 3-D glasses and leave their brains at the door as the discuss blockbusters. To hear the rest of Boone Shepard's American Adventure, head on over to https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/boone-she...Show More

The Mummy

1:09:49 | Jul 13th, 2017

In which our heroes switch off Cruise-control, raise the dead, and give the Dark Universe the proper kick-start it needs with a new and improved The Mummy. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http...Show More

Pirates Of The Caribbean 5

1:08:28 | Jul 6th, 2017

In which our heroes smuggle their dogs into the country, get fed lines through an earpiece and return to the magical high seas as they set out to fix Pirates 5. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here...Show More

Speed 3

1:04:43 | Jun 29th, 2017

In which our heroes get in a bus instead of a boat, keep their foot on the accelerator and give the Speed franchise the third film it's been screaming out for, as they are joined by Adam Fowler to pitch Speed 3 Check out our upcoming lives shows an...Show More

Sex and the City & Girls

1:21:13 | Jun 22nd, 2017

In which our heroes top up their cosmopolitans, sort their Samantha's from their Hannah's, and buckle up for Kath's stab at a television universe with Sex and the City meets Girls. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for ou...Show More

The Great Wall

1:08:00 | Jun 15th, 2017

In which our heroes head to China, are blinded by the white, and tear down the Great Wall to build a better one. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to...Show More

Mortal Kombat

1:06:50 | Jun 8th, 2017

In which our heroes leave Earthrealm, get sent to Outworld, coerced to enter a tournament and ordered to finish him as they go about fixing Mortal Kombat. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http...Show More

The Australian Film Industry (Feat. Michael O'Halloran and Adam Harmer)

1:07:14 | Jun 1st, 2017

In which our heroes are joined by Michael O'Halloran and Adam Harmer to discuss the Australian Film Industry. Check out all things Space/Time here; http://www.spacetimemovie.com and don’t forget to check them out at Supernova this month! Check ou...Show More

Bond

1:27:50 | May 25th, 2017

In which our heroes apply for their license to kill, order 3 martinis and dip several of their fingers in gold as they go about fixing Bond. James Bond. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://...Show More

Aliens 3

1:00:40 | May 18th, 2017

In which our heroes go to space, try to scream, but no one can hear them as they go about fixing Aliens 3. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help su...Show More

Kong: Skull Island

1:01:03 | May 11th, 2017

In which our heroes travel to a mysterious skull shaped island, reenact Vietnam and fight a big old ape as Goose pitches Kong: Skull Island Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: san...Show More

50 Shades of Grey

1:14:22 | May 4th, 2017

In which our heroes just… we don’t even know anymore. Enjoy we guess? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for the Sydney Comedy Fest and Brisbane show right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/. And don’t forget to chec...Show More

Does 3 Act Structure Really Matter?

53:46 | Apr 27th, 2017

In which our heroes look at our natural storytelling abilities, consult many books on how to write a screenplay and ensure they save a cat as they ask if 3 Act Structure really matters? Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets fo...Show More

Sherlock

1:07:33 | Apr 20th, 2017

In which our heroes go into their mind palace, hide a heroin addiction and do a great deal of deducing as Damo goes about fixing Sherlock. Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?ei...Show More

Rings

51:39 | Apr 13th, 2017

In which our heroes watch a random VHS, wait 7 days and look on as a creepy child walks through a television as Gabe goes about fixing Rings. Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event...Show More

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

53:17 | Apr 6th, 2017

In which our heroes get transported back to the Victorian era, attempt to fit in with high society and end up fighting the undead as Alyce fixes Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here h...Show More

Handsome Tom's Ideal Biopic (Sons of the West) (feat. Duscher)

1:10:45 | Mar 30th, 2017

In which our heroes head to the MCG, buy a meat pie and watch some fellas kick around the footy as Handsome Tom pitches his ideal biopic, Sons of the West. Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking....Show More

Allied

51:03 | Mar 23rd, 2017

In which our heroes don’t know who to trust, become suspicious of everyone and give in to their paranoia as they try and fix Allied. Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=2658...Show More

La La Land (Feat. Duscher)

1:08:19 | Mar 16th, 2017

In which our heroes leap without looking, realise the water is freezing but vow to do it all again as they try and fix La La Land.Want to come see Carney’s Dracula play starring Gabe?! Just head here https://www.trybooking.com/book/event?eid=265879 t...Show More

X-Men: Apocalypse

1:18:03 | Mar 9th, 2017

In which our heroes worship an ancient mutant, become horsemen and then try to bring on the ends of days as they try and fix X-Men: Apocalypse.Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head here https://www.trybooking....Show More

Do The Oscars Matter?

54:01 | Mar 2nd, 2017

In which our heroes dress up to the nines, walk the red carpet and demand they make the golden statues to look like tinier versions of themselves as they ask if the Oscars even matter?Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Liv...Show More

Passengers

1:26:32 | Feb 23rd, 2017

In which our heroes getting woken up from their cryogenic slumber, wonder who this handsome boy is and proceed to get Stockholm syndrome as we go about fixing Passengers.Want to come see Movie Maintenance and Plumbing the Death Star Live? Just head h...Show More

Gabe's Wizarding World Movie Pitch

53:24 | Feb 16th, 2017

In which our heroes dust off their robes, polish their wands and unroll their Marauder's Map to get up to no good as they return to the Harry Potter Universe so Gabe can pitch his ideal Wizarding World movie.Want to help support the show?Patreon: pat...Show More

Doctor Strange

1:08:33 | Feb 9th, 2017

In which our heroes mess up our hands, get a sling-ring and start thinking with portals as we look at maintaining Doctor Strange.Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comUSB Tapes: audiobooks...Show More

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Feat. Shanks)

58:55 | Feb 2nd, 2017

In which our heroes open up a briefcase, let all manners of mythical creatures out and try to repress our inherent magicalness as we look at maintaining Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspa...Show More

Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

1:08:28 | Jan 26th, 2017

In which our heroes turn into birds, have to wear weighted boots and feed the back of our necks as we look at maintaining Miss Peregrine’s School for Peculiar Children.Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspant...Show More

Magnificent 7 (2016)

1:17:51 | Jan 19th, 2017

In which our heroes are hired by desperate locals to defend a small town and instead try to fix the most recent Magnificent Seven. We go over all the other magnificent sevens, talk about The Last Samurai some more and wish Denzel did Denzel stuff mor...Show More

Gabe's Ideal Biopic (Bruce Springsteen)

1:08:53 | Jan 12th, 2017

In which our heroes are born to run, born in the USA and born to pitch the ideal Springsteen biopic. We ask who else it could be, rip off Steve Jobs shamelessly and like it when serious actors take dumb roles. Handsome Tom fills us in on Muppets take...Show More

Wheel of Time

1:38:06 | Jan 5th, 2017

In which our heroes undertake a great quest and attempt to adapt The Wheel of Time book series. We try to remember when we started the series, wonder when or if we'll ever finish the series and forget the names of hundreds of characters. Damo reveals...Show More

Van Helsing (Live!)

1:11:24 | Dec 29th, 2016

In which our heroes gather stakes, garlic, crosses and David Wenham as they try to fix Van Helsing, LIVE! We leak, we let our slugs out and wish Stephen Sommers' tribute to his dad was just a bit better. Gabe pitches his ideal Van Helsing, Carney sti...Show More

2016 in Review

1:27:23 | Dec 22nd, 2016

In which our heroes take a moment to aggressively reflect on the cinematic year that was 2016. We compare Harry Potter spin-offs, relive the mind-numbing horror of Suicide Squad and make arbitrary lists of our 2016 film and TV highlights (and lowligh...Show More

The Next Indiana Jones Film

1:22:54 | Dec 15th, 2016

In which our heroes travel by map, punch Nazis, woo dames, seek fortune and glory and whip up the next Indiana Jones Adventure. We break down Disney's business deals, wonder how heavy a door can be and quickly recap the Jason Bourne franchise. Carney...Show More

Eragon

1:11:10 | Dec 8th, 2016

In which our heroes are poor farm boys called to adventure, join a secret, mystical, ancient order and  set our sights on fixing Star Wars Eragon. We're chilling out with coffee and donuts, notice some odd similarities between this franchise and anot...Show More

King Kong

1:19:15 | Dec 1st, 2016

King Kong: In which our heroes climb to the top of the Empire State Building, swat planes out of the sky and fall to our doom while pitching a new King Kong movie. We quickly review all the movies to date, make some calls about the upcoming Skull Isl...Show More

Carney's Wizarding World Movie Pitch

1:23:32 | Nov 24th, 2016

In which our heroes round out our Wizarding World Anthology month with Carney's ideal Pixar Potter Pitch. We're full of food, reveal what our patronuses are and what we would wish they'd be.  Edgoose isn't doing great, Alyce is a dolphin, Damo is too...Show More

Edgoose's Wizarding World Movie Pitch

1:10:24 | Nov 17th, 2016

In which our heroes curse mudbloods, curse muggles and curse you by making you listen to Edgoose's ideal Harry Potter pitch. We do some time travel, have concerns about Fantastic Beasts and remember the light days before Potter pitches went dark. Aly...Show More

Damo's Wizarding World Movie Pitch

1:02:30 | Nov 10th, 2016

In which our heroes get stay on as gamekeepers at Hogwarts and instead of doing real work pitch another Harry Potter spin off movie. We discuss who has the most oscar noms, speak to John Williams and show our appreciation for Hagrid. Carney makes him...Show More

Alyce's Wizarding World Movie Pitch

1:16:12 | Nov 3rd, 2016

In which our heroes go to school, get sorted by a hat and instead of studying pitch another Ideal Harry Potter Spin-Off. We reveal our own houses, make werewolf moonshine and bully the Hufflepuff. Handsome Tom is a Raven claw, Carney is a Hufflepuff ...Show More

Handsome Tom's Wizarding World Movie Pitch

1:30:53 | Oct 27th, 2016

In which our heroes get on their firebolts and soar to new lows as they start their Harry Potter month with Handsome Tom's Wizarding World Movie Pitch. We compare sports movies to real sports, refer to ourselves in the third person and interview fict...Show More

The Psycho Franchise

1:10:13 | Oct 20th, 2016

In which our heroes get stabbed in showers, have a surprising amount of sequels and set their sights on mending the Psycho franchise by making another one. We imagine Hitchcock directing trailers for other people's movies, try to remember if there wa...Show More

Nightmare on Elm Street

55:55 | Oct 13th, 2016

In which our heroes fall asleep, get chased by a man in a fedora and wake up to sort out The Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. We get distracted by Stranger Things, hear a story of a man whose career was ruined for a joke and break down the rest of ...Show More

Dracula

1:20:15 | Oct 6th, 2016

In which our heroes listen for the wonderful music the children of the night make as they pitch Dracula. We briefly discuss stranger things, give a shoutout to Blackula, and worry for the captain’s daughter. Carney pitches his take on Dracula, Gabe i...Show More

Twilight

1:04:42 | Sep 29th, 2016

In which our heroes can't decide if they love the vampire or the wolf and instead choose to fix Twilight. We recount when the series came into our lives, say things that make us uncomfortable and don't finish the books. Gabe pitches his take on Twili...Show More

Home. Alone.

1:22:03 | Sep 22nd, 2016

In which our heroes are left behind by their families, defend their homes from burglars and pitch the next Home Alone adventure, and realise adventure is maybe too strong a word. We review the five (five!) Home Alone films, tick off all the possibly ...Show More

Grand Theft Auto (Feat. Adam)

1:06:30 | Sep 15th, 2016

In which our heroes rack up points, rack up kills, rack up stars and rack up an ideal Grand Theft Auto franchise. We reveal our parents didn't let us play video games, get into GTA late but really get in deep and drop some sick foreshadowing. Zammit ...Show More

A D&D Film (Feat. Adam)

1:13:17 | Sep 8th, 2016

In which our heroes roll the dice, get a 20 and pitch the ideal Dungeons & Dragon movie. We get tricked into talking about Eragon, wrestle actors and don't go on any tangents. Zammit really wants to wrassle Jeremy Irons, special guest Adam does his b...Show More

Preacher Debate

1:06:56 | Sep 1st, 2016

In which our heroes hear the voice of God, ignore it and try to get Zammit to watch Preacher. We draw lines in the sand and debate like champions. Handsome Tom and Edgoose try to convince Zammit that Preacher is the way to go, and Angry Carney staunc...Show More

Avatar

1:04:22 | Aug 25th, 2016

In which our heroes make a billion dollars, become cat people and pitch their ideal Avatar. We clarify which Avatar we mean (Cat people not Shyamalan), wonder where Worthington went and marvel at how many sequels Avatar is actually getting (too many)...Show More

Suicide Squad

1:55:38 | Aug 18th, 2016

In which our heroes get theme music, hit up hot topic and get bombs in our heads and get forced into fixing Suicide Squad. We compare it to BVS, talk about some good crab burgers and wonder about why all these songs are in this movie. Zammit can't ge...Show More

Star Trek: Beyond

1:12:49 | Aug 11th, 2016

In which our heroes boldly go where no one has gone before and sort out Star Trek: Beyond. We immediately retitle the film, are amazed at the single clapper and discuss if being a Trekkie is an all or nothing thing. Zammit is still mad about Into Dar...Show More

The Cursed Child

1:10:43 | Aug 4th, 2016

In which our heroes forget what movies are and set their sights on fixing the play/book Harry Potter and The Cursed Child.  We get mad, get sad, think the Trolley Witch is great, praise how seamless time travel is and SPOIL EVERYTHING, you've been wa...Show More

Ghost Rider

55:49 | Jul 28th, 2016

In which our heroes do a deal with the devil, catch fire and ride straight to hell creating the ideal Ghost Rider movie. We talk about the terrible ones we have, get distracted by zombies and learn how to say Zack Snyder's name. Zammit loves Rent (mo...Show More

Warcraft: The Beginning

2:12:33 | Jul 21st, 2016

In which our heroes level up, wear oversized armour and cast some spells to try and fix the Warcraft movie. We wonder how Ben Foster was bad in this, think Americans shouldn't be in fantasy worlds and get immediately side tracked by superheroes. Edgo...Show More

Why Don't Fantasy Movies Work?

1:19:01 | Jul 14th, 2016

In which our heroes battle dragons, throw rings into fire, run from trolls and ask the question; Why Don't Fantasy Films Work? We look at everything from Warcraft to Stardust, say the books were better and find a cursed pencil. Zammit tries to refuse...Show More

Now You See Me

1:16:23 | Jul 7th, 2016

In which our heroes hide coins behind your ear, saw assistants in half and pull a rabbit out of a hat as they try to fix Now You See Me. We hope that these films are sneaky Harry Potter sequels, are surprised that there's more than one sequel in the ...Show More

Game of Thrones

1:21:45 | Jun 30th, 2016

In which our heroes die, pay their debts, lose their dragons and forecast the weather as they tackle everybody's favourite game, the Game of Thrones. We harp on about how the books are better, miss Joffrey and swear that we do like the show before sp...Show More

Golden Compass (Feat. Alyce Adams)

1:12:32 | Jun 9th, 2016

In which our heroes' kids get kidnapped by Gobblers and they set out to rescue them, but pause along the way to fix The Golden Compass. We fall asleep during the film, break down how to adapt YA and just assume bears would want to protect their bear ...Show More

Banshee

58:46 | May 26th, 2016

In which out heroes pretend to be cops, actually be thieves and get in sick fights before settling down with new identities to talk about Banshee. We're sad to see it go, sad to be talking about it on this show but thrilled to have been along for the...Show More

Superhero Films (Feat. Adam)

1:17:30 | May 19th, 2016

In which our heroes pull on their tights, affix their capes, and set out to protect the innocent as they discuss Superhero films. We guess at what causes sequels, remember the cinematic masterpiece that was Spawn, and  give praise to James Spader. Ga...Show More

Batman v Superman Part 2 (Feat. Michael Shanks)

1:30:36 | May 5th, 2016

In which our heroes return for the sequel they wished they didn't have to and continue to try and save Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice. We point out why Marvel works, complain about comics being the dumbest things ever and talk about literally an...Show More

Batman v Superman Part 1 (Feat. Michael Shanks)

1:47:49 | Apr 28th, 2016

In which our heroes cowl up, put their underwear on the outside and cram in as much foreshadowing for the future as they can for part 1 of the Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Maintenance. We give Zack Snyder his due, blame Christopher Nolan...Show More

Boone Shepard Chapters 1 & 2

36:14 | Apr 21st, 2016

In which out heroes are too focused on Gabe's new book so instead are giving you a sneak peek of chapters 1 and 2! Also if you’re in Melbourne on Tuesday the 26th of April come on down to the Readings bookstore at 309 Lygon St in Carlton for the free...Show More

The Phantom 2: The Ghost Who Walks

1:10:52 | Apr 14th, 2016

In which our heroes praise your friend Billy Zane (he's a cool dude) and give him another shot in Phantom 2: The Ghost Who Walks. We try to cheer up Russel Crowe, celebrate Australia's surprisingly deep love of Phantom comics and profess our undying...Show More

Hannibal Revisited

1:08:58 | Apr 7th, 2016

In which our heroes boldly go where they've gone before and decide they want to talk about Hannibal again for the 50th episode of Movie Maintenance! We talk about how we're feeling one year on, are shocked at how vaginal some scenes were and understa...Show More

Supernatural

58:25 | Mar 31st, 2016

In which our heroes line salt at all the doors and windows, play some classic rock, save people and hunt things and give fixing Supernatural a red hot go. We defend guilty pleasures, wonder what turns good shows bad and remember the time when buying ...Show More

The Dark Knight Rises

1:29:59 | Mar 24th, 2016

In which our heroes are the heroes that Gotham deserves but not the ones it needs right now so they take an 8 year break and try to fix The Dark Knight Rises. We wonder where it went all wrong, fondly reminisce about The Dark Knight and ask someone t...Show More

Guess Who.

1:15:40 | Mar 17th, 2016

In which our heroes try and guess if a mysterious person has dark hair, or glasses, or a big nose or blue eyes before getting frustrated, giving up and pitching the ideal Guess Who movie instead. We try to fit in Taylor Kitsch somewhere, wonder why o...Show More

John Wick 2: Sick Wick Open Bracket They've Killed His New Dog And This Time It's Even More Personal Again Close Bracket

1:13:44 | Mar 3rd, 2016

In which our heroes lose their wives, lose their dogs and lose their tempers as they pitch their ideal sequel for John Wick. We all get sad about dead dogs, get all happy about great movies and mispronounce the names of both figures in Greek mytholog...Show More

Does Continuity Matter?

1:06:17 | Feb 25th, 2016

In which our heroes get remade, rebooted, recast and spin-off into alternate timelines to ask the question; Does continuity matter in films? We wonder why studios ignore certain films, use comic books as examples, get distracted by TV directors and X...Show More

Where's Wally?

1:01:14 | Feb 18th, 2016

In which our heroes attempt to sort out the lore, pick apart the cultural changes, discuss casting choices as Sean pitches his ideal Where's Wally film. We discuss the point at which we started to hate Zach Braff, get a lot of cannon from the old Whe...Show More

Spectre

1:20:47 | Feb 11th, 2016

In which our heroes wear a tux, order martinis, drive Aston Martins, seduce exotic women, get an exploding pen from Q and then get to work trying to save Spectre. We criticise Ralph Fiennes' running, wonder if we were watching a spy movie or a spy pa...Show More

Pacific Rim 2: Rim Harder

1:08:54 | Feb 4th, 2016

In which our heroes get perfect names, awesome giant robots and punch monsters in the face while pitching their ideal sequels for Pacific Rim. We gush about the first film, wonder why actual Australians weren't cast as the Australians in the film and...Show More

Gotham

1:15:18 | Jan 28th, 2016

In which our heroes watch as their parents get shot by a mugger and they have to wait until they're grown up to do something about it. Luckily, they can spend the time watching Gotham. We talk about doing Batman without Batman, wonder what it would b...Show More

Ideal Boba Fett Film

1:01:10 | Jan 21st, 2016

In which our heroes don some Mandalorian armour, freeze people in carbonite and say five lines before being slowly digested by a sarlaac over the course of 1000 years which gives us ample time to come up with our ideal Boba Fett spin off film. We tal...Show More

Gabe's Ideal Star Wars Anthology Film

59:51 | Jan 14th, 2016

In which our heroes all change their first names to Ben, live in the desert, protect some dumb force baby and dream about Gabe's ideal Star Wars Anthology film. We try to stick to the ever-changing cannon, blend Kingsmen with Star Wars and figure out...Show More

The Force Awakens

1:10:02 | Jan 7th, 2016

In which our heroes search for Luke, build another Death Star and use the wake up the Force from it's nap before setting their sights on doing some minor maintenance to Star Wars: The Force Awakens. We wonder about the political landscape of space, t...Show More

2015 In Review

1:15:12 | Dec 31st, 2015

In which our heroes look back at all the films they've seen, have a think about which ones were good and which ones were bad and reminisce about the year that was 2015. It's a thoughtful pilgrimage though the cinematic landscape as we drop the jokes ...Show More

The Santa Clause IV

1:18:06 | Dec 25th, 2015

In which our heroes cast their minds back to the 90s, remember a time where Christmas was just Christmas, muse on the acting prowess of Ray Romano and set their sights on creating the ultimate Santa Clause Four-quel. We discuss the importance of havi...Show More

Mad Max Fury Road (LIVE)

43:29 | Dec 18th, 2015

In which our heroes don't buy into the hype, get cynical and don't enjoy one of the best movies of 2015, Mad Max: Fury Road. We discuss Tom Hardy's on screen presence, the benefits of Doof Warriors and then get yelled at by Duscher from the crowd, a ...Show More

Jessica Jones

1:14:45 | Dec 11th, 2015

In which our heroes log on to Netflix, watch a solid 10 hours of television straight and set their sights on fixing Marvel's latest series; Jessica Jones all the while trying to avoid playing on their phones. We wonder what we'd do with powers of min...Show More

The Hobbit Trilogy

2:10:07 | Dec 4th, 2015

In which our heroes go for an unexpected journey, end up desolating Smaug before refusing to partake in the battle of the five armies and instead set their sights on fixing the Hobbit trilogy. We wonder if the call backs (forwards?) to Lord of the Ri...Show More

Breaking Bad

1:11:07 | Nov 27th, 2015

In which our heroes strip down into their tighty-whiteys, climb into an RV, call someone a bitch and cook up reasons why Breaking Bad needs their help. We look at Walt's downfall, the network being a big old baby by not killing babies and talk about ...Show More

Star Trek Into Darkness

1:11:58 | Nov 20th, 2015

In which our heroes set phasers to stun, are pretty disappointed in the third act, and witness some hardcore diminishing returns, as they set their sights on fixing Star Trek: Into Darkness. We want to have a Tom Hardy Party, give lens-flare its due,...Show More

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

1:22:37 | Nov 13th, 2015

In which our heroes butcher a comic book, misrepresent a character, and try to remember any character other than Wolverine as they set their sights on fixing X-Men Origins: Wolverine. We despair at Wolverines parenting, wonder where the subtlety went...Show More

Ant-Man

1:16:10 | Nov 6th, 2015

In which our heroes see if there is a truly great Marvel film, destroy a child's bedroom and get annoyed at the inconsistency of Pym Particles as they set their sights on fixing Ant-Man. We look at the different levels of humour, the great daddy/daug...Show More

The Saw Franchise

1:04:38 | Oct 23rd, 2015

In which our heroes find themselves trapped in a dark room and bound to a grotesque, rusted steel death trap. Unable to move and unable to escape. In front of them a screen flickers to life and to their horror; the Saw franchise starts playing. We ta...Show More

The Walking Dead

1:17:01 | Oct 16th, 2015

In which our heroes shuffle about, lose track of Carl and worship at the church of Carol as they try to shoot The Walking Dead in its disappointing head. We pitch zombies on ice, wonder why anyone would ignore the comics, talk about undead beavers an...Show More

Jaws 5

1:03:23 | Oct 9th, 2015

In which our heroes commend the original film for the genius it is, give the sequels their due, and consider the worthiness of the genre as they set their sights on writing the perfect Jaws sequel; Jaws 5: Legacy. We discuss the message of Deep Blue ...Show More

Hannibal Book 5

1:12:41 | Oct 2nd, 2015

In which our heroes conclude their three-part Hannibal Movie Maintenance trilogy by forgetting what a movie is, use their imaginations instead of vision and put red pen to paper to try to cook up the fifth instalment in the Hannibal saga. We once aga...Show More

Hannibal Season 4

1:19:50 | Sep 25th, 2015

In which our heroes bid farewell to the perfect TV show, say thank you to Bryan Fuller and curse NBC as they set their sights on extending Hannibal to a Fourth Season. We look at how utterly perfect this show was for Gabe, place the blame squarely on...Show More

Hannibal Rising

1:23:02 | Sep 18th, 2015

In which our heroes go back to their past, are spoon fed their sister and try to protect the honour of a Japanese lady as they set their sights on fixing Hannibal Rising. We look at the correct age to read Red Dragon, the many mistakes of Dino De Lau...Show More

Tyrmynatyr Gynysys

1:32:59 | Sep 11th, 2015

In which our heroes live in the future, travel back to the past and then travel back to the future for a bit as they set their sights on fixing Terminator Genysis. It's a jumbled mess as we take a look at the original timeline, the altered timeline, ...Show More

Fant4stic

1:23:04 | Sep 4th, 2015

In which our heroes wonder where the money went, puzzle over the missing scenes, and thank god the cast did their best as they set their sights on fixing Fan4stic. They discuss the weird way the movie only gets bad in its second half, Doom's green le...Show More

Jurassic World

1:11:53 | Aug 28th, 2015

In which our heroes visit a reopened dinosaur park, try to use dinosaurs as a fix for their failing marriage, and then attempt to solve every problem they have with dinosaurs as they set their sights on fixing Jurassic World. They discuss the lack of...Show More

Jupiter Ascending

1:23:54 | Aug 14th, 2015

In which our heroes expect more, receive less, and wonder what the Wachowskis were thinking as they turn their attention to fixing Jupiter Ascending. They discuss genetically altered army dog man fuckboys, if dog's are afraid of heights, and Mila Kun...Show More

Dexter Season 5

1:11:42 | Jul 31st, 2015

In which our heroes discuss the bumpy trajectory of the series, pinpoint the exact moment they decided to call it quits, and pine for the glory days of 2006 as they set their sights on Dexter Season 5. We look at the places in our world Dexter used t...Show More

X-Men: The Last Stand

1:25:51 | Jul 17th, 2015

In which our heroes admit that it has its good points, put the blame primarily on the script, and lament the butchering of Phoenix as they set their sights on fixing X-Men: The Last Stand. We look at the powerful metaphor mutants provide, how boring ...Show More

Indiana Jones 4

1:20:22 | Jul 3rd, 2015

In which our heroes shake their heads at the casting choices, find the perfect time-period in which to release the film, wonder why they decided to add Shia LeBeouf, and set their sights on fixing Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. W...Show More

Prometheus

1:05:00 | Jun 19th, 2015

In which our heroes wonder where Prometheus fits in the Alien franchise, bemoan the fact that the film asks a lot of questions but answers literally zero, let Ridley Scott know just how much he failed and set their sights on fixing Prometheus. We loo...Show More

Man Of Steel

1:19:57 | Jun 5th, 2015

In which our heroes completely hate the tone of the film, think the casting is fine, but overall felt like everything was just wrong so they're setting their sights on fixing Man of Steel. We look at the bizarre characterisation of Jonathan Kent, won...Show More

Avengers: Age Of Ultron

1:20:25 | May 22nd, 2015

In which our heroes enjoyed a large majority of the film, loved the character moments, but overall felt disappointed so they're setting their sights on fixing Avengers: Age of Ultron. We look at the overstuffed plot, cultivate the Civil War seeds tha...Show More

Luka Muller's Ideal Star Wars Prequel

1:31:46 | May 12th, 2015

In which our heroes remember some childhood trauma, share their life lessons learned from Star Wars, question the odd stipulations involved in the Jedi Code and once again set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Luka Muller...Show More

Dave & Karen's Ideal Star Wars Prequel

1:56:27 | May 11th, 2015

In which our heroes joust with torture droids, exclaim how much we do not want, yell 'George Lucas why' at the sky and once again set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Dave Callan and Karen Barrett take on the monumental ...Show More

Dean & Michael's Ideal Star Wars Prequel

1:49:39 | May 10th, 2015

In which our heroes stop and question the intended audience, try to establish just who was to blame for an intergalactic war and once again set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Dean Musumeci and Michael Irwin start makin...Show More

Michael Williams' Ideal SW Prequel

1:09:16 | May 9th, 2015

In which our heroes write themselves into some pretty major problems then spend the rest of the episode trying to solve them as we once again set our sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Michael Williams shines a spotlight on Dext...Show More

Sam Marzden's Ideal Star Wars Prequel

1:02:09 | May 8th, 2015

In which our heroes wonder if anything is salvageable from the Prequels, ask why Jabba didn't kill Han Solo after he disrespected him and once again set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Sam Marzden combines Wolf of Wall ...Show More

Steele Saunders' Ideal Star Wars Prequel

1:41:44 | May 7th, 2015

In which our heroes find new things to be angry at George Lucas for, get mad at the ring theory and once again set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Steele Saunders proclaims that it's hard to make the prequels worse and,...Show More

Gabe's Ideal Star Wars Prequel

50:39 | May 6th, 2015

In which our heroes stop to question the cult-like behaviour of the Jedis, resurrect Darth Maul by never killing him in the first place and once again set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequels. This time round Gabe injects some warmth, humour...Show More

Mr SundayMovies' Ideal Star Wars Prequel

50:49 | May 5th, 2015

In which our heroes train the most powerful Jedi in the world, get instantly get betrayed, and set their sights once again on fixing the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. This time round James aka Mr. Sunday Movies tells the story of a grown up Anakin Skywa...Show More

Zammit's Ideal Star Wars Episode I

59:29 | May 4th, 2015

In which our heroes kick Jackson out of the studio, invite Gabe to have a seat, and set their sights on fixing the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. This time round Zammit tells the story of "Starkiller" Jane, exiled Jedi turned bartender caught in the midd...Show More

Movie Maintenance Promo

14:48 | Apr 26th, 2015

In which our heroes over commit, burn the candle at both ends and promise too much as we launch a new show: Movie Maintenance. A show where we look at films that could have been better, should have been better and can be better. It's part fan fiction...Show More