Comedy

Burn Your Passport with Nazeem Hussain

ABC Radio

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Travel broadens the mind. Naz disagrees. As a stand-up comedian he spends a lot of his life on the road and for him, travel sucks. Delays, terrible food, strange beds, hotel neighbours ‘getting to know each other’ are just some of the pitfalls that ...Show More

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24:45 | May 24th, 2017

Why right wing shock jock Steve Price slept in a drug dealer’s bed and why Eurovision presenter Myf Warhurst is careful with booze on flights.

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Meeting white supremacists and why going on holiday to get crucified is not something you do twice.

Ethnic smackdown and tears in Thailand

0:00 | May 3rd, 2016

Flatulent brothers, half-filled cocktails and the upside of dodging traffic jams in Egypt.

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0:00 | Apr 26th, 2016

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0:00 | Apr 19th, 2016

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