Burn Your Passport with Nazeem Hussain

ABC Radio


Travel broadens the mind. Naz disagrees. As a stand-up comedian he spends a lot of his life on the road and for him, travel sucks. Delays, terrible food, strange beds, hotel neighbours ‘getting to know each other’ are just some of the pitfalls that ...Show More

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Introducing the Alice Fraser Trilogy

01:06 | Sep 14th, 2018

While Nazeem reluctantly resumes his travels, and you're looking for a new podcast, check out this new stand-up special from Alice Fraser.

Waleed Aly, Dane Baptiste, Abroad

29:16 | Aug 8th, 2018

Waleed Aly and Dane Baptiste from the UK help Naz bid farewell to season 3 with tales of being overseas.

Loyiso Gola, Craig Quartermaine, Where you from?

31:21 | Aug 1st, 2018

Naz gets deep with Loyiso and Craig about the meaning of home when you travel around Australia and the world.

Des Bishop, Nina Oyama, Foreign Language

31:21 | Jul 25th, 2018

This week it's all about learning Mandarin, Japanese and Tamil. Because sign language and shouting can only get you so far.

Mark Watson, Danielle Walker, Danger

34:43 | Jul 18th, 2018

What do you get when you cross gang warfare, dog boarding kennels and riding camels in Morocco? An episode all about danger abroad, that's what!

Guy Montgomery, Nikki Britton, Sick

32:37 | Jul 11th, 2018

This episode is siiiiick, literally, we've got broken legs, plane seat seizures and emergency dental works. Three good reasons never to travel.

Sean Patton, Sophie Willan, Mental Health

35:10 | Jul 4th, 2018

This episode is all about mental health, flying grief-inducing long distance, learning to live with your anxiety and joining the Illuminati.

Fern Brady, Mark Wilson, Drugs

32:17 | Jun 27th, 2018

Hard questions are asked like: How to get to sleep on planes, what really goes on in rock star tour buses and what to do if you're woken up by a sniffer dog.

Kyle Kinane, Kat Stewart, Parents

33:22 | Jun 20th, 2018

Nothing says 'relax' more than being in a new, confined space in a foreign country with the people who love you no matter what. Right?!

Andy Zaltzman, Claire Hooper, Children

32:13 | Jun 13th, 2018

A guide to travelling with young kids, the 'glamour' of being a sports blogger and how to deliver your own child

Matt Okine, Ari Eldjarn, Air travel

32:02 | Jun 6th, 2018

We are back! For the third series! Matt Okine! The perils of Air BNB profiles! Ari Eldjarn! Working on a plane! Travel STILL sucks!

Cal Wilson and Dashan

27:42 | Jun 14th, 2017

Last ep for now! Austrians called Adolph! Arguments in Polish campsites! By numbers one of the biggest comedians in the world!

Sam Pang and Susie Youssef

34:34 | Jun 7th, 2017

Sipping garlic coke, starting fights in the UAE and leaving friends behind on European coach trips.

Karl Chandler and Casey Donovan

29:30 | May 31st, 2017

The 2017 winner of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Why business class sucks! One half of the Little Dum Dum Club! Thailand!

Myf Warhurst and Steve Price

24:45 | May 24th, 2017

Why right wing shock jock Steve Price slept in a drug dealer’s bed and why Eurovision presenter Myf Warhurst is careful with booze on flights.

Joel Creasy and Rose Matafeo

28:06 | May 17th, 2017

Joel Creasy recounts the time he was chased out a town and Rose Matafeo chats about the museum of death in Thailand.

Julia Morris and Stuart Goldsmith

30:54 | May 9th, 2017

The host of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and the presenter of The Comedians' Comedian podcast tell Naz their bad travel stories.

Romesh Ranganathan and Nath Valvo

28:30 | May 2nd, 2017

Sex hotels! Chickens and swords! Flying fears! Travel sucks!

Phill Jupitus and Alice Fraser

29:06 | Apr 26th, 2017

Childhood tellings-off by the Burmese junta, the road of Death in Bolivia, what wrestlers eat when they fly and Isaac Newton’s actual tree all feature in some way in this episode.

Bill Nye and Nick Cody

29:15 | Apr 18th, 2017

Nick Cody plays the entitled plane passenger and Bill Nye the Science Guy!

Dane Swan and DeAnne Smith

25:00 | Apr 11th, 2017

iTunes best podcast of 2016 is back with Canadian comedian DeAnne Smith and Collingwood AFL legend Dane Swan.

Burn Your Passport is back!

01:06 | Apr 4th, 2017

The anti-travel podcast with Nazeem Hussain returns soon with jungle buddies Dane Swan, Casey Donovan, Julia Morris and Steve Price as well as UK stand up legend Phill Jupitus and US science guy Bill Nye.

The Veronicas' tour bus horror

0:00 | Jun 21st, 2016

Brisbane music duo The Veronicas relive moonwalking into a bus toilet that locked behind them. US comedian Alex Edelman defends New York and romantic meals at McDonalds. Ivan Aristeguieta sticks the boot into his homeland of Venezuela and former lead...Show More

Kidnapped in Bangkok and stares in Paris

0:00 | Jun 14th, 2016

Greg Fleet on THE WORST holiday ever and Irish legend Jason Byrne reveals the Scottish hotel no better than a prison cell.

Fear of stairs and theatre for folks stuck in queues

0:00 | Jun 7th, 2016

Australian comedy legend Lehmo shares his terror of the second floor. Sara Pascoe on the weirdest parts of being a London tour guide.

Hamish Blake eats spiders

0:00 | May 31st, 2016

Hamish relives his awful, creepy crawly travelling stories.

The Two Stans

0:00 | May 24th, 2016

Sami Shah lists 26 million reasons not to visit Pakistan.

Andy Zaltzman and Meshel Laurie

0:00 | May 17th, 2016

Dodgy passports, haunted hotels, pushy hawkers and possibly the worst restaurant in the entire world.

Too many Americans in America

0:00 | May 10th, 2016

Meeting white supremacists and why going on holiday to get crucified is not something you do twice.

Ethnic smackdown and tears in Thailand

0:00 | May 3rd, 2016

Flatulent brothers, half-filled cocktails and the upside of dodging traffic jams in Egypt.

Space Needles & Schling Le Ding

0:00 | Apr 26th, 2016

David O’Doherty from Ireland and Becky Lucas from Brisbane stick the boot into travel, Nazeem’s sense of direction and airport Wi-Fi systems.

Hotel bed germs and rude art

0:00 | Apr 19th, 2016

You’ll never want to set foot in a hotel again.